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New Children's Stories [fun stories by kids for kids]
From My Baby Monsters Storytelling Library of Kids' Stories & Children's Art
There is garbage everywhere.
Last night everyone was shooting fireworks.
This morning, I woke up,
looked out my window
and saw trash.
Used fireworks.
Sticks and paper.
Empty bottles.
Happy New Year.
Have fun,
– Josie
One night, Santa Clause came and all the kids said, "Who's that?"
Santa Clause said, "It's me, Santa."
But the kids didn't understand. They said, "Why are you here?"
"Because it's Christmas… the first Christmas ever!"
"Christmas," said the kids, "What's…."
"And I have presents for you."
"Presents! Yea, it's Christmas."
Have fun,
– Santa Josie
"Okay kids, today we're going to learn about Little big Planet," said the teacher.
"Yea!" shouted the kids.
"You can make your own game," said the teacher. "And look at other people's levels."
The teacher had Little big Planet with her and a PS3. She set it up and everyone wanted to play.
She had four controllers, but their were 18 students in the class so they had to take turns.
It was hard, but fun.
They made the best levels, and learned all about games and physics.
When the kids came home, they told their moms and dads about their exciting day, and asked if they would buy Little Big Planet for them for their birthday, for Christmas, or just for fun.
Have fun,
– Josie
Mom calls, "Get up Paul."
Nothing. No movement. Just quiet.
She calls again, "Get up Paul!"
Still nothing. Still no movement. Still just quiet.
"I mean it. I'm gonna come up and get you
if you don't come down now, Paul!"
To which Paul says, "Ha - ha ha - ha ha, I'm still sleeping."
"Okay Paul," says mom as she walks up the stairs,
"I'm coming up now."
"Ha - ha ha - ha ha. You can't find me.
I am hiding… in my dreams."
Have fun,
Josie
| Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl flew back… |
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aaaah |
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| to the dinosaurs. |
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Boom! Boom! Boom! |
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| All of a sudden, she saw something white. |
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Uh, oh. |
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| It looked like a dinosaur. |
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Oh, no. |
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| It was a ghost dinosaur! |
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Ahhhhghh! |
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| But Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl did not know it was a ghost. |
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Boo! |
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| So, she took out her sword. |
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Huh… wait, Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl doesn't have a sword, she just tickles. Let me show you.
Look up in the sky.
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
Lift up your arms,
It's Tickle Girl ! |
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Okay, she tickles the ghost dinosaur, but she cannot catch it because it's a ghost.
So now, she takes out her ghost book and reads how to do it.
It appears that you have to say boo and tickle it! |
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Aghhh! Oh, no. Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha. He he he! |
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| Have fun — Josie |
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and dad |
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| Once upon a time there was a princess. |
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Der var engang en prinsesse. |
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| She was big and strong. |
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Hun var stor og stærk. |
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| But one day, there came a dragon. |
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Men en dag, kom der en drage. |
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| It ate her. |
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Den spiste hende. |
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| And now she is a ghost. |
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Og nu er hun et spøgelse. |
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Ooooooh….
– Have fun, Josie |
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Ooooooh…
– Hav det sjovt, Josie |
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| One day, Baby Monster Mom was going to make a fruit salad. |
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Fruit salad, yum yummy.
Fruit salad, yum yummy. |
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| Um, dad? |
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I am not your dad. I'm just some rotten fruit. |
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Okay, then I'm going to take you and put you in the trash can.
Are you the rotten fruit or not? |
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Mmgh mmgh mmgh |
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| And then mom took the kiwi. |
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Kee hee hee |
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| It was very good on the outside, but on the inside, the seeds were blue. |
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Blue seeds of DOOM! |
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| And then mom tasted one. She thought it tasted like candy. |
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Mmmmmm, candy. |
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| So, she put it in the fruit salad. |
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He he he, my plan for world domination is going according to plan, HA HA HA, said the fruit. |
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| What are you saying? |
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Oops, nothing. I'm back in the trash can. |
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| You put a spell on it? |
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No, I can't spell. I don't even know how to read or write. HA HA HA! |
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| You have a helper then… I know it! |
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He he he. I do, I do. I really have a helper… wait close your eyes so you can't hear.
My helpers name is Grossie Josie |
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| Your helper's name Grossie Josie. |
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Wait, aghh! I don't understand. How could you hear what I said? |
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| I did not close my ears, I closed my eyes. |
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And? |
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| You do not hear with your eyes, you hear with your ears. |
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I hear with my eyes! I have no ears! I'm a potato. A rotten Halloween potato, ha ha ha! |
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| No, you're lying. You have an ear right there. |
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No, that's not mine. That's someone else's. Um, Mr. Potato is in the trash too. |
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| Well, then Baby Monster Mom took the apple… you are the rotten apple and that's who she took. |
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Huh? |
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| She looked at it… |
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… and she said, hmmm, this is the best apple in the world. |
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| Then she turned it around and said EWWWW! Well. I'm just going to cut it in half and see… |
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Owww owww, don't cut me. |
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| Nahh, no better. Maybe if I cut it one more time. |
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OWWW OWWW, |
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| No better. Maybe if I must cut the eyes off. |
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Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)
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