My Baby
Monsters

Once upon a time, Lying King met a cookie.
AND THEN

He asked the cookie, "Who are you?"
AND THEN

The cookie said, "I am not a who. I am a what."
AND THEN

"What is a what?" asked Lying King.
AND THEN

"I am a what? What are a you?"
AND THEN

"I'm a Lying King and I never lie."
AND THEN

"Okay," said the cookie. "Then I will eat you." CHOMP!
AND THEN

"You can't eat me." said Lying King.
"I can do karate." CHOP!
AND THEN

"No you can't. You said you never lie
and everyone lies once and a while.
so you must be lying."
AND THEN

Lying King did karate –
because he had learned it at
Baby Monster School –
and the cookie crumbled.
AND THEN

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

I have $50,
so I went for a walk in the forest and I discovered a dragon.
It was nice that the dragon didn't eat my leg,
but not so nice because he ate $20.

Now I have $30,
so I walked into town and went to the the supermarket
because I needed broccoli for my dinner.
That cost me $1.

Now I have $29,
so I went to H&M to buy a dress that had a bow by the neck.
It was gold and there was glitter on it.
It only cost $9 because it was on sale.

Now I have $20,
so I went to the candy store and I bought two red licorice sticks,
two bags of gummy bears, and one ice cream cone
(vanilla with chocolate chips)
and that cost $7.

Now I have $13,
so I took the bus home which cost $13.

Now I have nothing.

Have fun spending your own money,
– Josie

There is garbage everywhere.

Last night everyone was shooting fireworks.

This morning, I woke up,
looked out my window
and saw trash.

Used fireworks.

Sticks and paper.

Empty bottles.

Happy New Year.

Have fun,
– Josie

One night, Santa Clause came and all the kids said, "Who's that?"

Santa Clause said, "It's me, Santa."

But the kids didn't understand. They said, "Why are you here?"

"Because it's Christmas… the first Christmas ever!"

"Christmas," said the kids, "What's…."

"And I have presents for you."

"Presents! Yea, it's Christmas."

Have fun,
– Santa Josie

"Okay kids, today we're going to learn about Little big Planet," said the teacher.

"Yea!" shouted the kids.

"You can make your own game," said the teacher. "And look at other people's levels."

The teacher had Little big Planet with her and a PS3. She set it up and everyone wanted to play.

She had four controllers, but their were 18 students in the class so they had to take turns.

It was hard, but fun.

They made the best levels, and learned all about games and physics.

When the kids came home, they told their moms and dads about their exciting day, and asked if they would buy Little Big Planet for them for their birthday, for Christmas, or just for fun.

Have fun,
– Josie

Mom calls, "Get up Paul."

Nothing. No movement. Just quiet.

She calls again, "Get up Paul!"

Still nothing. Still no movement. Still just quiet.

"I mean it. I'm gonna come up and get you
if you don't come down now, Paul!"

To which Paul says, "Ha – ha ha – ha ha, I'm still sleeping."

"Okay Paul," says mom as she walks up the stairs,
"I'm coming up now."

"Ha – ha ha – ha ha. You can't find me.
I am hiding… in my dreams."

Have fun,
Josie