My Baby
Monsters

No new story
from me today,
'cause I'm working on
a new children's book, yea!

But don't miss out
on all the wild fun,
enjoy lots of children's stories,
500 and 1.

Then add your own words
to make the stories great,
or listen to a classic storytelling podcast
or find some art to color and create.

You can even make
a whole new story here,
so have fun with the wild animals
and reading and writing children's stories my dear deer.

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

This podcast is so GROSS! I hope you like it.

 

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Great children's stories in this podcast:

• 1300 elephants make poop showers
  another great Magic World story
• The Angry Adventures of Tickle Girl and Grossy Josie
  a great, new super hero and villain
• The Star Wars tail without eyes
  (Star Wars halen uden øjne)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Judo PP: the killer pear and plum
  another fabulous fruit story
• I'm sorry to say, Baby Monster sunflower gets eaten by a lion
  another great Baby Monster story
• Lying King met Lying King
  another great Baby Monster story

Great music in this children's podcast (from the Podsafe Music Network)

• "The monkey with the golden fez", "Jungle Witch", "The awful green things from outer space", "Hunt of the savage", "Walking from Juarez", & "Krakatoa" by Clouseaux.
• "I'm not very good at being scary" by Gilly Slinn

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
Great T-shirts and posters for that special monster

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

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The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

This is a very sad story. Waa - waa - waa.

You see Cookie Street in Magic World is all cracked up. WAA - WAA!

It's all broken. Sniffle - sniffle - sniffle.

And all the chocolate chips in it are melted. And they are all gushy and squishy, and if your feet go into them they go squish - squash - squish.

It's disgusting…

AND THEN

"Don't worry, dear. I'm going to fix Cookie Street with our new cookies from the supermarket."

AND THEN

Okay… how come it's not fixed yet? Fix it now! Fix it now! Fix it now!

AND THEN

"Okay, and then everybody broke into song. Du du du du du. Du du du du du. Everybody dance now."

AND THEN

No, no, no, no dancing. You can't dance here. There's a problem. If you dance on this crumbled Cookie Street, with all the melted chocolate chips, then everyone will get very hurt and messy.

AND THEN

"Sweetie, it's done."

AND THEN

Yeah, I'm going to eat all the cookies on Cookie Street. Gobble - gobble - gobble.

AND THEN

"What are you doing with all those cookies? You're going to get sick."

AND THEN

Oh, I don't feel so good. I think I'm going to…

Have fun,
– Josie (and the daddy)

Note to parents and educators: learn more about
"And Then" Storytelling Games.

"We want to see, movies, movies.
We want to see, movies, movies."
That is what the movie says.

The movie is alive…
everyone runs away.

But it is a princess movie,
ahhh, they sit down again.

But then it's a monster movie,
aaaagggghhh, they all run away again.

But then it is a fresh fruit story movie,
mmmm, yummy……

"Um," says my daddy.
"This is a very confusing movie.
I have no idea what is going on.
So, I think we should take two.
And action.
The Fruit Movie of DOOM!"

I am the Fruit Movie of DOOM!

And I am it's Grammy.
I'm very old and I have almost no teeth.
That's why I sound a little cuckoo.

Have fun,
– Josie (and the dad)

My dad just gave me a time machine …

"No I didn't, it's still mine."

… as big as this house …

'No it's not, it's just a little box."

… but I can't find any pictures …

"What about this one?"

… so I'm drawing one myself …

"Why can't I draw too?"

… of me swimming in the water …

"Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool."

… of me visiting the fish …

"When days are hot."

… but then there's a shark …

"When days are cold and days are cold."

… and the shark goes right through me ….

"Excuse me, Josie, I love the story, but is this all in the picture?"

Yes.

"But where's the time machine? And what are you going to do with the picture?"

Here's the time machine, and well I put the pictures in it of course, and then I travel down to the fish …

"In the swimming pool. When days are hot and days are cold."

… but now I can't find my time machine when it's time to come home. So I'm trapped.

"Maybe you'll get eaten by…."

Have fun,
– Josie (and the daddy)

Enoy more 'Saw you Tomorrow'
a new children's book we're writing

This special birthday podcast is SO BIG and FUN that my dad and I had to cut it in half.

But like ice cream cake, it's DELICIOUS when you share it with friends… so enjoy this yummy episode. It's filled with great children's songs and facts about the Hippopotamus, Indian Rhinoceros, Jellyfish, and Kids.

But watch out for my baby sister, Little Bird… she keeps saying it's her birthday.

 

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The children's podcast was inspired by our upcoming children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals). Enhanced podcast not playing? Download Quicktime or iTunes (both free)
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CLICK TO CONTINUE
and see which birthday stories
and kids' music are in this storytelling podcast, and to
ADD YOUR OWN WORDS TO THE STORIES.
(also resources for parents and educators)

Daddy: Pick a noun.

Once upon a time,
about 10 minutes from now…
actually, in 10 minutes time,
the story will start,
so please wait.

Please keep your arms and legs
inside this story,
and be quite
for the next 10 minutes
and the story will start again.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

Shh!

SHH!

Ahh, sorry,
Lying King lied,
he's not going to wait 10 minutes to start telling this story.
No way,
he's going to start right now.

But you know what?
He's already done with the story.
He's not going to write another word
because he is so done with the story.
This story is over.
It's done,
and he Happy,
but he's not Doc, or Sleepy, or Dopey,
just Happy.

Have fun,
– the daddy