My Baby
Monsters

Nature is out of control, so help make the world a better place to live.

Love flowers?
Plant your own!

The people are gone and the plants are growing wild. Are you up to the challenge of a Blooming Garden? PLAY video GAME now.

Have fun and enjoy lots of FREE video GAMES,
– Josie

Are you ready to go to the dentist?

My dad's going to see Nurse Cut-em-up, Doctor Cola, and Doctor Doom, but I like my dentist better, Dr. Not-Doom.

 

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Great children's stories in this podcast:

• Day 5: Josie at the dentist…
  wait, daddy at the dentist, oh no!
  a children's guide book to time travel
• The strawberry toothpaste dentist
  another fabulous fruit story
• There are no dentists in Magic World
  another great Magic World story
• The dentist with wings
  (Tandlægen med vinger)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Sunflower and Little Bird meet a whale
  another great Baby Monster story
• Lying King sees something bad on TV
  another great Baby Monster story

Great music in this children's podcast (from the Podsafe Music Network)

• "The ballad of the clean teeth cowboy" by Al Phlipp and the woo team
• "Midnight opera" by Bonafide
• "It has that kind of effect" by Bob Savage
• "Uncharted territory" by Chad Ggadberry
• "Shall we play a game" and "Turn signals" by Chad Nantais
• "Brush your teeth" by Amy Jo Doty

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
Great T-shirts and posters for that special monster

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

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The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

There is a Lollipop Road
in Magic World
where you can pick lollipops
from the ground
and eat them…
as many as you want!

– lick, lick, lick –

No matter how many you take,
– lick, lick, lick –
a new one always grows in its place,
– lick, lick, lick –
so you can get more,
– lick, lick, lick –
and more,
– lick, lick, lick –
and more.
– lick, lick, lick –

But one day,
– lick, lick, crunch –
a boy found a
COOKIE?
on Lollipop Road.

So the boy
– lick, lick, huh? –
picked up the COOKIE!
– sniff, sniff, crunch –
and ate the COOKIE!
– crunch, crunch, crunch –
and…
……… f …………………c
……… e …………………r
……… l …………………u
……… l …………………u

……… d ………………..c
……… o ………………..r
……… w ……………….u
……… n ………………..n
……… ! …………………c
……… ! …………………h
……….. because the COOKIE was poisonous.

And then the boy fell a-
………………………………..-sleep,
and where he fell a-
…………………………..-sleep,
a………………O
new…………/
lollipop…./
…….grew/

Have fun,
– Josie

Hello again,

Sorry I've been gone so long. You want to know why?

 

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My dad and I've been busy:

1. Finding a way to add an extra 12 hours into a day,
2. Building a time machine so we can visit the past and explore the future together, or
3. Adding new children's art from great artists around the world to our fun Mon-STORE for you to enjoy.

If you guessed number two, you're right, but we've also been busy with number three… so if you have the time,

please visit our
NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
to discover great new t-shirts, posters, and more
for the entire family.

And stay tuned for new stories and podcasts… they're coming real soon.

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

Special thanks to the Radio Theatre Group for their dramatic retelling of HG Wells' classic story, "The Time Machine", as well as DJ Mystik for his techno remix of "Time after Time" by Cyndi Lauper and David R. Merry for his reggae, jazz song, "Time." from the Podsafe Music Network.

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The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

The Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
is very contagious,
that means
it's easy for you to catch,
so be careful
'cause you don't want it.

If you catch
the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
you get little pink bubblegum bumps
all over you body…
but don't eat them
like I did,
'cause that makes it worse.

You can die if you don't get rid of
the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease,
because the bubble inside your body
will grow Bigger and BIGGER
until it
and you
POP!

IF YOU DON'T BURP A LOT
YOU WILL EXPLODE!

So burp, burp, burp
until the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
flies out of your tummy
and into someone else's mouth
or onto the floor
so someone else can step on it,
'cause if it doesn't find a new home
the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
will come back for seconds.

Have fun,
– Josie

The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

There are no broken hearts
in Magic World,
only melted ones,
because everyone is made of ICE CREAM.

That's why I left Magic World
for the Real World.
I was in trouble,
it was a very hot day.

But even if I didn't turn
into a pool of ooze,
I still would have died
if I stayed in Magic World.

Because the planet
was destroyed
by alien monsters.
Alien monsters called DOOM!

DOOM! looked like purple Jello
with two thousand eyes.

DOOM! wore sunset pink shirts
and blue sky skirts.

DOOM! also posed like little girls
and liked to sing,

"I'm a Barbie Women
in a Magic World.
I'm fantastic
and you are blasted."

Have fun,
– Josie

The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

It's easy to know if you caught
the Dreaded Lollipop Disease,
because you get multi-colored bumps
all over your body.
Bumps which are
sweet if you lick them…
and that's what makes
the Dreaded Lollipop Disease
so uncomfortable,
because when you catch
the Dreaded Lollipop Disease,
kids all over Magic World
chase you
to taste your flavors.

You catch
the Dreaded Lollipop Disease
by eating too many lollipops.
So be careful,
because if you catch
the Dreaded Lollipop Disease
you need to eat
the Even More Dreaded
Lollypop Medicine.

The Even More Dreaded
Lollypop Medicine
is a very dumb,
smart medicine,
because it won't let you
open your mouth
wide enough to eat
more than one lollipop a day
for a whole year.

But don't worry,
tomorrow my year is up.

And I plan to have fun,
– Josie