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The World's Greatest Gingerbread Man got no rhythm

I am
I am a gingerbread man.
So I run,
I run as fast as I can.

And you
And you can't catch me.
I am
I am the fastest.

You can't
You can't get me.
Running dog and cat.

The dog
The dog and cat can't catch me.
'cause I
'cause I am fat!

Have fun,
— Josie

Gingerbread (definition): these magical creatures often take the form of spicy Gingerbread Men and Gingerbread Women cookies, forcing small children to run and rhyme.

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
G is for Giraffes and the Greatest Gulliver's Travels
[family-friendly – old time children's radio –podcast: season 2, letter G]