My Baby
Monsters

I have $50,
so I went for a walk in the forest and I discovered a dragon.
It was nice that the dragon didn't eat my leg,
but not so nice because he ate $20.

Now I have $30,
so I walked into town and went to the the supermarket
because I needed broccoli for my dinner.
That cost me $1.

Now I have $29,
so I went to H&M to buy a dress that had a bow by the neck.
It was gold and there was glitter on it.
It only cost $9 because it was on sale.

Now I have $20,
so I went to the candy store and I bought two red licorice sticks,
two bags of gummy bears, and one ice cream cone
(vanilla with chocolate chips)
and that cost $7.

Now I have $13,
so I took the bus home which cost $13.

Now I have nothing.

Have fun spending your own money,
– Josie

There is garbage everywhere.

Last night everyone was shooting fireworks.

This morning, I woke up,
looked out my window
and saw trash.

Used fireworks.

Sticks and paper.

Empty bottles.

Happy New Year.

Have fun,
– Josie

Are you ready to go to the dentist?

My dad's going to see Nurse Cut-em-up, Doctor Cola, and Doctor Doom, but I like my dentist better, Dr. Not-Doom.

 

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Great children's stories in this podcast:

• Day 5: Josie at the dentist…
  wait, daddy at the dentist, oh no!
  a children's guide book to time travel
• The strawberry toothpaste dentist
  another fabulous fruit story
• There are no dentists in Magic World
  another great Magic World story
• The dentist with wings
  (Tandlægen med vinger)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Sunflower and Little Bird meet a whale
  another great Baby Monster story
• Lying King sees something bad on TV
  another great Baby Monster story

Great music in this children's podcast (from the Podsafe Music Network)

• "The ballad of the clean teeth cowboy" by Al Phlipp and the woo team
• "Midnight opera" by Bonafide
• "It has that kind of effect" by Bob Savage
• "Uncharted territory" by Chad Ggadberry
• "Shall we play a game" and "Turn signals" by Chad Nantais
• "Brush your teeth" by Amy Jo Doty

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
Great T-shirts and posters for that special monster

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

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Where are Indian Rhinos born?
Even though the Indian Rhinoceros is not called the Nepal India Rhino, it can be found in both Nepal and India.

Oh, how quickly do Indian Rhinos grow up?
Baby calves stop drinking their mother's milk when they are a year-and-a-half old, but live with mom until a new baby Indian Rhinoceros is born, at which time, the toddler is chased off.

Can a person beat an Indian Rhino in a race?
Only if they are in a car. The Indian Rhinoceros can run 35 miles (55 kilometers) an hour… but don't worry, the Indian Rhino quickly runs out of gas and needs to take a rest stop.

Who has more hair, my dad or an Indian Rhinoceros?
I'm not sure, because both my dad and Indian Rhinos have very little hair… but I know Indian Rhinos weigh more. Males weight about 6,000 pounds (2,700 kilograms) and females weigh about half of that.

What do Indian Rhinos get for their 6th Birthday?
One great big horn, that's why their called the Great One-horned Rhino. The horn also looks great with their thick "suit or armor" skin.

See my picture and story of an Indian Rhino
[from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)]

Hear my Indian Rhino song and Podcast

Add any facts about Indian Rhinos you know, or make up a new story,
– Josie (and dad)

One NOT SO FUN FACT about the Indian Rhinoceros
Unsure if Indian Rhino will celebrate many more Happy Birthdays because they are Endangered and face a VERY high risk of extinction in the wild. Fortunately, there are a lot more Indian Rhinos today (2,500) then there were 100 years ago (only 100).

I is for Indian Rhino, as in

You're the One-horned Rhino,
so I need to say, you're special.
Supper swimmer and great runner too,
just too bad your eyesight's poor.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

Your lips are sweet,
but I cannot eat them, you're endangered.
There are only 25 hundred of you,
but it could be worse, and it used to be too.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

You're the largest land animal
after elephants, 3 tons of love.
Your skin is thick and it's silver and brown,
like a bald suit of armor, you have little hair.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

You're all grown up,
13 feet long, with one big horn,
but baby rhinos haven't grown theirs yet,
they'll have to wait for their 6th birthday to get.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

Your horn is sharp,
but like a fingernail, it's not a weapon,
you have few enemies, except for tigers
who love your calves… oh yeah, and there are people too…
who want your home and horn.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.
.

Hear me and my dad sing
this Indian Rhino song in our
Fun & Free Music Podcast!

This kids' song and children's art — sung to the Spanish melody,
Ay, yi, yi, yi. Cielito Lindo — is filled with fact about the Indian Rhinoceros
and is from My Baby Monsters upcoming children's book,
Wild Alphabet Stories
(playful tail for kids and other wild animals).

Have fun, Josie

Where are Hippos born?
Hippopotamus (as known as Hippo) often gives birth in the water. Since a 100 pound baby is not a fish, the baby hippo surfaces right after birth to take its first breath.

Oh, how quickly do Hippos grow up?
Hippo calves (babies) nurse both under water and on land for a year. Then they are weaned off their mothers' milk but remain with their mothers until they turn eight. Then they move out.

What do Hippos love?
Hippos love water and they spend most of the day in it to stay cool. The hippo can even breathe, see, and hear while its body is under water because it's nose, ears, and eyes are on the top of its head.

Do Hippos swim better than people?
Yes, they are excellent swimmers and can hold their breath for five minutes. Hippos can even walk under water along the bottoms of rivers and lakes.

See my picture of a Happy Birthday Hippo
[from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)]

Hear my Hippo song and Podcast

Add any facts about hippos you know, or make up a new story,
– Josie (and dad)

One NOT SO FUN FACT about Hippos
Unsure if Hippos will celebrate many more Happy Birthdays because they are Vulnerable and face a high risk of extinction in the wild.

The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

The Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
is very contagious,
that means
it's easy for you to catch,
so be careful
'cause you don't want it.

If you catch
the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
you get little pink bubblegum bumps
all over you body…
but don't eat them
like I did,
'cause that makes it worse.

You can die if you don't get rid of
the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease,
because the bubble inside your body
will grow Bigger and BIGGER
until it
and you
POP!

IF YOU DON'T BURP A LOT
YOU WILL EXPLODE!

So burp, burp, burp
until the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
flies out of your tummy
and into someone else's mouth
or onto the floor
so someone else can step on it,
'cause if it doesn't find a new home
the Dreaded Bubblegum Disease
will come back for seconds.

Have fun,
– Josie