My Baby
Monsters

Nothing to say
cause I am sick.
In my mouth
I throw up.

Not having fun,
– Josie

I have to wear my dress,
the big blue,
big girl dress.

The one
with the hole
in the back.

But it's not
an accident,
the hole is supposed to be there.

Because it's a big girl,
big girl party dress…
and now it's time to dance.

Have fun,
– Josie

So, there I was
standing in line
waiting for my turn
when all of a sudden
the master
got in my way
so I attacked him instead
and now
he has
a
pink eYe
'cause
I Karate chopped him in the eye
on my first day of school,
but it's okay
because it's Karate school.

Have fun,
– Josie

What do you do when a Danish Viking horde wants to attack you? Blow them up with a calculated cannon blast.

Experience life in Denmark
Play TOWER BLASTER.

So, are you going to let the Danish Viking King destroy your tower, or are you going to develop your math skills? PLAY now.

Have fun and enjoy free video games,
– Josie

Every time my dad and I paint a new picture to sell our Children's Art Mon-STORE, we look at great paintings and photographs from other artists around the world for inspiration.

Here are some of the best paintings and photographs we've found… some of which are now hanging on my wall.

Keep watching for new pictures… every time we create a new painting, we'll add the inspirational art.

Have fun,
— Josie (and the dad)

This great song, as well as other original stories, was featured in
G is for Giraffes and the Greatest Gulliver's Travels PODCAST

(Intro to curious song, "Am I Awake?" by They Might Be Giants)

Am I awake?
What time is it?
When I get through this day
Can someone tell me how
And how much longer now
Am I awake?

Have fun,
– Josie

GO TO PAGE 2 to find out if I'm awake
(as well as read the rest of the lyrics to this great song)
and prepare to sing along!

They Might Be Giants is a band that just oozes creativity and fun.
("Am I Awake?" by They Might Be Giants, © 2004)

 

 Listen to this great children's song, "Am I Awake?": Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

Every-time we walk downstairs
and out the door,
we enter a comic book.

It happens all over the world,
even in New York.

So when I fell down
and scraped my knee and hands this morning
and cried,
the giant who was reading the comic book cried too.

Have fun,
– Josie