My Baby
Monsters

I is for Indian Rhino, as in

You're the One-horned Rhino,
so I need to say, you're special.
Supper swimmer and great runner too,
just too bad your eyesight's poor.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

Your lips are sweet,
but I cannot eat them, you're endangered.
There are only 25 hundred of you,
but it could be worse, and it used to be too.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

You're the largest land animal
after elephants, 3 tons of love.
Your skin is thick and it's silver and brown,
like a bald suit of armor, you have little hair.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

You're all grown up,
13 feet long, with one big horn,
but baby rhinos haven't grown theirs yet,
they'll have to wait for their 6th birthday to get.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

Your horn is sharp,
but like a fingernail, it's not a weapon,
you have few enemies, except for tigers
who love your calves… oh yeah, and there are people too…
who want your home and horn.

Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.
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Hear me and my dad sing
this Indian Rhino song in our
Fun & Free Music Podcast!

This kids' song and children's art — sung to the Spanish melody,
Ay, yi, yi, yi. Cielito Lindo — is filled with fact about the Indian Rhinoceros
and is from My Baby Monsters upcoming children's book,
Wild Alphabet Stories
(playful tail for kids and other wild animals).

Have fun, Josie

One potato.
Two potato.
Red potato.
Blue potato.
Old potato.
New potato.
Old potato.
Ewww potato.

Have fun,
– Josie

Nothing to say
cause I am sick.
In my mouth
I throw up.

Not having fun,
– Josie

A lot of you have asked for this song, so here it is, American Alligators.

 

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A is for American Alligators, as in, Do you like American Alligators? I like American Alligators. Don't you like American Alligators? Baby.

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This is the first page and letter of our Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) children's book.

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Have fun,
– Josie (and the dad)

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The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.

In Magic World there is a Kissing Path,
and on the Kissing Path there are lots of trees,
lots of trees with more lollipops than YOU can imagine,
lollipops of every shape, size, color, and flavor.

My favorite is Orange-Strawberry-Apple.
It's a green, orange, red lollipop with two heads,
one balloon and one elephant,
with a little baby gorilla, circle house body,
and it's yummy,
but I can't get that lollipop in the real world,
so in the real world, my favorite lollipop flavor is pink.

Have fun,
– Josie

So, there I was
standing in line
waiting for my turn
when all of a sudden
the master
got in my way
so I attacked him instead
and now
he has
a
pink eYe
'cause
I Karate chopped him in the eye
on my first day of school,
but it's okay
because it's Karate school.

Have fun,
– Josie

The Happy Nintendo DS was swimming with a girl named Michael.
And the girl who's name was Michael was really a nose,
a nose wanted to swim with a Nintendo DS.

So now the girl who's name was Michael was swimming,
swimming across the ocean with her nose plugged,
plugged in to a new Nintendo DS under water.

The Nintendo DS and the girl name Michael swam along,
swam along until they hit a jumping power up,
and jumped up in the air like a dolphin.

And then the Nintendo DS and the girl named Michael,
they stayed in the sky and had fun,
fun flying into the sunset.

Why's The Nintendo DS happy? He's happy because you're happy.

Have fun,
– Josie

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]