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All the Best Silly, Funny Children's Stories From My Baby Monsters Storytelling Library of Kids' Stories & Children's Art
One night, Santa Clause came and all the kids said, "Who's that?"
Santa Clause said, "It's me, Santa."
But the kids didn't understand. They said, "Why are you here?"
"Because it's Christmas… the first Christmas ever!"
"Christmas," said the kids, "What's…."
"And I have presents for you."
"Presents! Yea, it's Christmas."
Have fun,
– Santa Josie
Mom calls, "Get up Paul."
Nothing. No movement. Just quiet.
She calls again, "Get up Paul!"
Still nothing. Still no movement. Still just quiet.
"I mean it. I'm gonna come up and get you
if you don't come down now, Paul!"
To which Paul says, "Ha – ha ha – ha ha, I'm still sleeping."
"Okay Paul," says mom as she walks up the stairs,
"I'm coming up now."
"Ha – ha ha – ha ha. You can't find me.
I am hiding… in my dreams."
Have fun,
Josie
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| to the dinosaurs. |
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Boom! Boom! Boom! |
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| All of a sudden, she saw something white. |
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Uh, oh. |
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| It looked like a dinosaur. |
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Oh, no. |
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| It was a ghost dinosaur! |
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Ahhhhghh! |
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| But Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl did not know it was a ghost. |
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Boo! |
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| So, she took out her sword. |
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Huh… wait, Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl doesn't have a sword, she just tickles. Let me show you.
Look up in the sky.
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
Lift up your arms,
It's Tickle Girl ! |
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Okay, she tickles the ghost dinosaur, but she cannot catch it because it's a ghost.
So now, she takes out her ghost book and reads how to do it.
It appears that you have to say boo and tickle it! |
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Aghhh! Oh, no. Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha. He he he! |
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| Have fun — Josie |
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| One day, Baby Monster Mom was going to make a fruit salad. |
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Fruit salad, yum yummy.
Fruit salad, yum yummy. |
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| Um, dad? |
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I am not your dad. I'm just some rotten fruit. |
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Okay, then I'm going to take you and put you in the trash can.
Are you the rotten fruit or not? |
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Mmgh mmgh mmgh |
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| And then mom took the kiwi. |
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Kee hee hee |
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| It was very good on the outside, but on the inside, the seeds were blue. |
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Blue seeds of DOOM! |
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| And then mom tasted one. She thought it tasted like candy. |
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Mmmmmm, candy. |
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| So, she put it in the fruit salad. |
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He he he, my plan for world domination is going according to plan, HA HA HA, said the fruit. |
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| What are you saying? |
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Oops, nothing. I'm back in the trash can. |
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| You put a spell on it? |
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No, I can't spell. I don't even know how to read or write. HA HA HA! |
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| You have a helper then… I know it! |
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He he he. I do, I do. I really have a helper… wait close your eyes so you can't hear.
My helpers name is Grossie Josie |
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| Your helper's name Grossie Josie. |
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Wait, aghh! I don't understand. How could you hear what I said? |
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| I did not close my ears, I closed my eyes. |
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And? |
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| You do not hear with your eyes, you hear with your ears. |
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I hear with my eyes! I have no ears! I'm a potato. A rotten Halloween potato, ha ha ha! |
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| No, you're lying. You have an ear right there. |
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No, that's not mine. That's someone else's. Um, Mr. Potato is in the trash too. |
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| Well, then Baby Monster Mom took the apple… you are the rotten apple and that's who she took. |
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Huh? |
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| She looked at it… |
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… and she said, hmmm, this is the best apple in the world. |
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| Then she turned it around and said EWWWW! Well. I'm just going to cut it in half and see… |
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Owww owww, don't cut me. |
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| Nahh, no better. Maybe if I cut it one more time. |
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OWWW OWWW, |
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| No better. Maybe if I must cut the eyes off. |
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Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)
Ghost stories are about more then just ghosts — they're also scary stories that have zombies, and BRAINS, and me scaring my dad. BOO!
So you might want to hold on to a teddy bear as you listen to this spooky Halloween podcast… my dad does. He also screams a lot. AHHHH!
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Great happy Halloween children's stories and songs in this podcast:
- The Princess Who Was Dead (a fairy tale, ghost story)
Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
- The Scary Halloween Adventures of Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl
a great, new super hero and zombie ghost story
- The dead fruit
daddy's Trick-or-Treat, Happy Halloween story
- The Really Rotten Apple and his Recipe for World Domination
another fabulous fruit and yummy candy story for kids and their families
- On Happy Halloween in Magic World,
you eat lots of candy and never get a tummy ache…
you also eat people
not an ordinary day in Magic World
- Little bird and Sunflower go Trick-or-Treeing,
while Baby Monster Dad's Brain goes for a Walk
another scary Trick-or-Treat Baby Monster story
- The Little Mermaid Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale (English)
Den Lille Havfrue (på Dansk)
- Putting on the Ritz by Frankenstein and Monster
Song from classic Mel Brooks movie, Young Frankenstein
- More great happy Halloween music from the Podsafe Music Network
- A rabbit for Halloween by Marc Gunn
- Halloween is awesome by Hyper Nonsense
- Halloween by Fishing for Comets
- Halloween, Restless spirits, Churchyard, Pagan, the opening, Olivia, Little black dragon, and more great instrumental music by David Beard.
Have fun… BOO!
– Josie (and dad)
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| Min far forbereder sig til sin Dansk eksamen, så han kan kun snakke Dansk… men du behover at ikke blive bange, jeg skal nok oversætte det hele. |
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My dad is getting ready for a test in Danish, so he can only talk Danish… but don't worry, I'll translate everything for you. |
. Vi skal også høre meget musik, fordi min far har taget hans guitar med. |
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We also have lots of music, because my dad brought his guitar along. |
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| Great children's stories in this podcast: |
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Fantastiske historier i denne podcast: |
| The princess, the dragon, and the slide |
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Prinsessen, dragen, og rutsjebanen |
| Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. Lift your ams up… it's Tickle Girl! |
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Kig op i luften. Er det en fugl? Er det et fly? Løft dine arme… det er Kildepigen!. |
| The Fruit Story of Doom (staring Tickle Girl) |
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Frugtens dommedagshistorie (med Kildepigen) |
| Dinosauars want to eat me (time travel story) |
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Dinosaurne vil æde mig (en tidsrejse historie) |
| Tickle Girl visits Little Bird's home (with Baby Monster Sunflower) |
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Kildepigen besøger Lille Fugls hus (med Baby Monster Solsikke) |
| Tickle Girl invades Lying King's Story (daddy's story) |
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Kildepige invaderer Lyve Kongens historie (farens historie) |
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| Great music in this children's podcast (from the Podsafe Music Network) by |
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Fantastisk musik i denne børne podcast (fra the Podsafe Music Network) af |
| Josh Woodward: Do Right, Of dark rooms and crooked candles, I'll be right behind you, Josephine, Adventures of the deaf dreamer, Insomnia, and (og) Learn to fly. |
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| Have fun — Josie (and dad) |
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Hav det sjovt — Josie (og far) |
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This podcast is so GROSS! I hope you like it.
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Great children's stories in this podcast:
- 1300 elephants make poop showers
another great Magic World story
- The Angry Adventures of Tickle Girl and Grossy Josie
a great, new super hero and villain
- The Star Wars tail without eyes
(Star Wars halen uden øjne)
Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
- Judo PP: the killer pear and plum
another fabulous fruit story
- I'm sorry to say, Baby Monster sunflower gets eaten by a lion
another great Baby Monster story
- Lying King met Lying King
another great Baby Monster story
Great music in this children's podcast (from the Podsafe Music Network)
- "The monkey with the golden fez", "Jungle Witch", "The awful green things from outer space", "Hunt of the savage", "Walking from Juarez", & "Krakatoa" by Clouseaux.
- "I'm not very good at being scary" by Gilly Slinn
Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)
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