My Baby
Monsters

 

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This podcast is so GROSS! I hope you like it.

 

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Great children's stories in this podcast:

• 1300 elephants make poop showers
  another great Magic World story
• The Angry Adventures of Tickle Girl and Grossy Josie
  a great, new super hero and villain
• The Star Wars tail without eyes
  (Star Wars halen uden øjne)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Judo PP: the killer pear and plum
  another fabulous fruit story
• I'm sorry to say, Baby Monster sunflower gets eaten by a lion
  another great Baby Monster story
• Lying King met Lying King
  another great Baby Monster story

Great music in this children's podcast (from the Podsafe Music Network)

• "The monkey with the golden fez", "Jungle Witch", "The awful green things from outer space", "Hunt of the savage", "Walking from Juarez", & "Krakatoa" by Clouseaux.
• "I'm not very good at being scary" by Gilly Slinn

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
Great T-shirts and posters for that special monster

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

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Hey Kids, do you know what time it is?

It's Crazy Time… oh yeah, it's story time too.

 

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Great children's stories in this podcast:
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• Day 4: It's Crazy Time
  (the dragon drove the prince to a volcano)
  a children's guide book to time travel
• Is an Eye a Fruit?
  another fabulous fruit story
• The Prince — from a galaxy far, far away — wants to marry the princess
  (Prinsen - fra en galakse langt, langt væk - vil giftes med prinsessen)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Just another rainy day
  (traditional Danish story)
• Baby Monster Lying King Meets his Snore
  daddy's bed time story

Want to meet the Sugar Monster? He's not a baby monster, but we still love him and Molly.

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
Great T-shirts and posters for that special monster

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

Special thanks to special thanks to B.I. for the use of their instrumental songs Rex, Candycane, Laylow, Y I Try, Tadaa, and Grave Stomp and to the Children of Selsted Primary School in England for the song Save our School, which actually did save their school from the Podsafe Music Network.

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One day, Baby Monster Lying King met a giraffe.

Now, this was no ordinary giraffe.

Giraffes are normally very peaceful animals, and all they do is eat leaves.

But you know what this giraffe ate?

Baby Monster Lying Kings.

CHOMP!

Have fun,
– the daddy

Once there was a little girl who was hungry.

She decided to eat some fruit, so she she came to me — the grape — and opened her mouth.

I said, "No, no. Do not eat me. Can't you see my eyes? Can you see me. Do not eat me."

"Who's that? Who's that?" said the little girl. "Mom, is that you?"

"No," said her mom. "I can't hear anything."

"Dad, is that you?"

"Nooooooo," said I, the grape. "It was me. Look at your fruit."

"Aghhh! Mom, the fruit is talking."

"That's nice dear."

"What's that matter?" I asked. "Didn't you know that all fruit talks? But you only have watermelons and grapes… I guess that's okay since we're in the same family. You know, Watermelons are old people and Grapes are young people."

"Well," said the little girl, "should I eat you then?"

"No way! What are you thinking! I do not want to be in that old, stinky tummy of yours! Yuck! With all that sticky, sticky candy. Eww, fruit and candy together… No Way. "

Have fun,
– Josie

"We want to see, movies, movies.
We want to see, movies, movies."
That is what the movie says.

The movie is alive…
everyone runs away.

But it is a princess movie,
ahhh, they sit down again.

But then it's a monster movie,
aaaagggghhh, they all run away again.

But then it is a fresh fruit story movie,
mmmm, yummy……

"Um," says my daddy.
"This is a very confusing movie.
I have no idea what is going on.
So, I think we should take two.
And action.
The Fruit Movie of DOOM!"

I am the Fruit Movie of DOOM!

And I am it's Grammy.
I'm very old and I have almost no teeth.
That's why I sound a little cuckoo.

Have fun,
– Josie (and the dad)

I am apple standing in the shower …
Knock Knock Knock
… when a banana knocks on my door …
Knock Knock Knock
… but I'm singing, "La la la,"
so the banana knocks again …
Knock Knock Knock
… but I'm still singing, "La la la,"
so the banana knocks again…
Knock Knock Knock
… and again…
Knock Knock Knock
… and again…
Knock Knock Knock
… until I hear him, so I roll to the door …
Knock Knock Knock
… and say, "Whose there?"
To which the banana says,
"Banana!"
So I say, "Banana who?"
"Banana! I'm a banana. Banana! BANANA!
Let me in, I've got lots of appeal."

Have fun,
– Josie