My Baby
Monsters

Old Laaadee: I'm an old laaadee.

Her Dad: What?

Old Laaadee: I'm an old laaadee!

Her Dad: I still can't hear you.

Old Laaadee: I'm an old LAAADEEE!!!

Her Dad: Oh, you're an old lady.

Old Lady: Yes.

Her Dad: Are you sure? You look a little moldy. Maybe you're just old bread?

Old Lady: No, I'm an old lady!

Her Dad: Okay, you're an old lady. So what's your story.

Old Lady: I was traveling through and back in time, when all of a sudden, I fell over and became an old lady.

Her Dad: You tripped through time and became old?

Old Lady: Yes, and then I saw Baby Monster Grandma, when I fell, because she was spinning around my head.

Her Dad: Like in the cartoons? Like when little birds fly around?

Old Lady: Yes, or stars…. and now I'm an old lady.

Her Dad: What's it like being an old lady?

Old Lady: I need help taking clothes on.

Her Dad: Why do you need help taking clothes on? You're already wearing clothes.

Old Lady: And off.

Her Dad: Hey, wait. Why do you need help taking clothes off? No, no, no… this is a kid's story. Keep your clothes on old lady.

Old Lady: Well, my mom helps me take them on and off.

Her Dad: Wait. you're an old lady and your mom's still around? She must be a really old, old, old lady.

Old Lady: Yes. My mom is actually 36 and I am 57.

Have fun,
– old lady, Josie (and her dad)

Enoy more 'Saw you Tomorrow'
a new children's book we're writing

Hello again,

Sorry I've been gone so long. You want to know why?

 

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My dad and I've been busy:

1. Finding a way to add an extra 12 hours into a day,
2. Building a time machine so we can visit the past and explore the future together, or
3. Adding new children's art from great artists around the world to our fun Mon-STORE for you to enjoy.

If you guessed number two, you're right, but we've also been busy with number three… so if you have the time,

please visit our
NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
to discover great new t-shirts, posters, and more
for the entire family.

And stay tuned for new stories and podcasts… they're coming real soon.

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

Special thanks to the Radio Theatre Group for their dramatic retelling of HG Wells' classic story, "The Time Machine", as well as DJ Mystik for his techno remix of "Time after Time" by Cyndi Lauper and David R. Merry for his reggae, jazz song, "Time." from the Podsafe Music Network.

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Oh well, this is actually a very nice story.
Oh no.
I remember this,
'cause this happened just the other day.
No, not this one.
Yeah, Lying King was out there playing,
just having fun,
when all of a sudden
Frankenstein came up,
and following behind him –
like a little puppy dog –
was this Frankenstein Monster
blocking out the light of the sun
because he was so huge.

So Lying King said,
"What's up my main monster?"
And Frankenstein's monster said,
"Putting on the Ritz."
and then they started dancing
while Lying King sung,
"If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to,
why don't you go where fashion sits?"
And Frankenstein's Monster sung,
"Putting on the Ribs."

"No, no, no," said Lying King,
"It's putting on the Ritz, not ribs."

"Mmmm, ribs."

Have fun,
– the daddy

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
Overfishing with a slightly-scary Frankenstein's Monster for Sushi
[family-friendly – old time children's radio –podcast: season 2, letter F]

What's better then Peanut Butter and Crackers?

Frankenstein and Sushi… it's the greatest! Or as Young Frankenstein's Monster says, "Arg… sushi… yum, yum… putting on the Ritz."

But if you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where Frankenstein sits? And while you're there, make sure you stop to hear some horrific children's songs and stories in this fun, but slightly scary, overfished wild animal stories episode.

 

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are in this storytelling podcast, and to
ADD YOUR OWN WORDS TO THE STORIES.
(also resources for parents and educators)

January 1, 1815

I am Victor von Frankenstein
and this is my story,
and yes,
everything you read about me
is true.

One day, I was walking around
and I found some body parts
just lying around,
just a few feet under ground.
I couldn't just leave them there,
so I used them to make my creature.
And it was perfect,
well almost perfect
'cause something was missing,
a brain.
So with no scarecrows around,
I asked my oz assistant, Igor,
to find me a very good brain…
one that was special
so I could put it in my amazing new creature.
Oh, and it was special, but not the good kind.
As you know, and I later learnt in the papers,
he dropped the good brain
and gave me an abnormal brain.

Have fun,
– Victor von Frankenstein-Josie

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
Overfishing with a slightly-scary Frankenstein's Monster for Sushi
[family-friendly – old time children's radio –podcast: season 2, letter F]

You are the expert,
you know everything about making cute bunny rabbit creatures,
oh yeah, and about Mary Shelly's Frankenstein Creature,
so please answer the question…
remember, you know everything,
so there are no wrong answers here.

.
Dr. Frankenstein, why did Igor give you an abnormal brain? And what does that even mean?

You see, Igor is not the sharpest pencil in the box.
And I told him, "Go steal me a fresh and wonderful brain.
One that's from a very smart scientist.
And then I can put that brain inside my creature
so it can be very smart and wonderful."

But know what happened with Igor?
He dropped that brain, he broke it.
It's very sad.
But then he found another brain, so he thought,
"Oh goody, it's Abby. Abby Normal.
That's a nice name. I'll take that brain."
But of course he didn't tell,
so I used that brain.

But you know what Abby, Abby Normal means?
It means abnormal!
Not normal!
Something's sick!
Something crazy!
Agh! And now it's in my creature.

.
Dr. Frankenstein, why did you make Frankenstein's Monster so big, or do you call him the Monster, or the Creature?

I call him the Creature,
and I made my creature so big
because I couldn't find any smaller pieces of bodies.
The cemetery I visited only had big people.

What you used real body parts! Not jelly babies, or gummy bears, or some other type of candy? I think we need to call the police.

Have fun,
– Josie (and the dad)

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
Overfishing with a slightly-scary Frankenstein's Monster for Sushi
[family-friendly – old time children's radio –podcast: season 2, letter F]

Note to parents and educators: learn more about
Storytelling Games.

The Earth was flying with electricity.
Electricity was in its mouth.
But then the Earth lost it's electricity,
and it couldn't fly.

"Oh where, oh where is my electricity?" asked Earth.

It looked all over the universe until It found it on the ground.

The Earth then picked up the electricity with its wings,
the wings that looked like fingers (but didn't feel like fingers),
and put it back in its mouth.

Have fun,
– Josie

Electricity: gives power to everything… without it, this story wouldn't be here.
Earth: the third planet from the son, I mean the sun… not to be confused with the earth, which is just soil.

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
E is for Elephants, thomas Edison, and the bEatles
[family-friendly – old time children's radio –podcast: season 2, letter E]