All the Best Kids' Summer Fun Stories
From My Baby Monsters Storytelling Library of Kids' Stories & Children's Art
Lying King was on Splash Mountain
but can't do anything naughty because he's Happy
and not the "Oh I just can't wait to be king,"
Lion King type of happy [Daddy's classic children's story]
Daddy: Pick a noun. Josie: Baby Monster Lying King was on the ride Splash Mountain. Daddy: Now pick an adjective. Josie: Happy… or if it's from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, then it's a noun too. Daddy: Well considering I have no idea what we're talking about…
I will just start the story.
Once upon a time,
about 10 minutes from now…
actually, in 10 minutes time,
the story will start,
so please wait.
Please keep your arms and legs
inside this story,
and be quite
for the next 10 minutes
and the story will start again.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Shh!
SHH!
Ahh, sorry,
Lying King lied,
he's not going to wait 10 minutes to start telling this story.
No way,
he's going to start right now.
But you know what?
He's already done with the story.
He's not going to write another word
because he is so done with the story.
This story is over.
It's done,
and he Happy,
but he's not Doc, or Sleepy, or Dopey,
just Happy.
Have fun,
– the daddy
Summertime
[trip-hop Gershwin jazz music by guest artist, Peach Stealing Monkeys]
Lyrics to "Summertime" sung by Peach Stealing Monkeys
Summertime,
And the livin' is easy.
Fish are jumpin'
And the cotton is high.
Your daddy's rich,
And your mamma's good lookin'.
So hush little baby,
Don't you cry.
One of these mornings,
You're going to rise up singing.
Then you'll spread your wings,
And you'll take to the sky.
But till that morning,
There's a' nothing can harm you.
With daddy and mamma standing by.
Summertime,
And the livin' is easy.
Fish are jumpin'
And the cotton is high.
Your daddy's richa
And your mamma's good lookin'.
So hush little baby
Don't you cry.
Have fun singing and swaying,
– Josie
"Summertime" song composed by George Gershwin,
with lyrics by DuBose Heyward and Ira Gershwin.
Originally created in 1935 for the America opera, Porgy and Bess,
this new trip-hop, pop version is by the Peach Stealing Monkeys.
This great song was played on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]
Arg, that be one Weird Pirates of the Caribbean
[a pirate's life for me]
I was in the Caribbean,
on a Caribbean ride.
It was the Weird Pirates of the Caribbean ride,
and I was the Caribbean master
so I sung this song.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."
Arh.
And then all me pirates sang,
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me."
And then me Disney dog sang,
"Me matie argh. Ruff."
Have fun,
– Josie
This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories, so what do we do?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: enhanced podcast: season 2gr8]
How do you do?
Josie… you just finished your 500th children's story.
What are you going to do now?
Summertime and the living is easy.
I'm going to Disney World…
and I'm taking all of you with me.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
And then what?
Everybody's got a Laughing Place.
I'm going make more stories of course,
just like the over 100,000 boys and girls
who visited us the past six months.
Yahoo! Fish are jumping and so are we.
It's summertime.
Kids, my dad promised there's no learning in this episode, but I'm not sure I believe him. He made a new Super Storytelling Hat game with two hats — one filled with nouns (a person, place or thing) and one with adjectives (a word that describe the noun), so watch out.
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The Nice Magic Kingdom [a trip around Disney World]
THEY said there were animals
in the Magic Kingdom.
But there were no animals there,
THEY were in the Animal Kingdom!
So THEY had to go
in their car.
And instead of going to the Magic Kingdom,
THEY drove all the way to the Animal Kingdom.
But THEY really didn't want to go there,
so THEY drove all the way to Sea World.
But THEY didn't really want to go there either,
so THEY drove back to the Magic Kingdom.
But then it was night,
and no one was was there.
So THEY tried all the rides,
cause practice makes perfect.
And THEY rode all the rides
again, and again, and again.
So who was this THEY?
The Baby Monsters of course.
Have fun,
– Josie
This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]
You're on Walt Disney World's Splash Mountain [a fun trip to the Magic Kingdom]
Why don't you turn your frown upside down
and find your laughing place on Splash Mountain?
Are you ready for a trip to Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom?
Here we go!
Watch out, oh no! You're going
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Oh, wait. Not yet. Okay,
n
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Nope, sorry. Oh, well, don't worry. I'll let you know before you get wet
S
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Ooops.
Have fun,
– Josie
Sleepy Sleepy Summery Day
The Summer is already late
and I am tired of waiting.
It's too cold,
and I'm tired.
The sun is not shinning,
and I'm tired.
It's raining,
and I'm tired.
It's windy,
and I'm tired.
It's tornado-ing,
and I'm tired.
So so tired,
so I do not want to go out to play.
I just want to sleep, sleep, sleep,
this sleepy, sleepy Summery day away.
Have fun,
– Josie