My Baby
Monsters

If you remember from our first children's story,
Baby Monster Sunflower was very naughty,
but Baby Monster Little Bird was very sweet.

"No I wasn't!" shouted Baby Monster Sunflower.
"Baby Monster Little Bird was very naughty,
but I, Baby Monster Sunflower, was very sweet."

"But Baby Monster Little Bird
told her mom, MY MOM!
that she was very sweet
and I was very naughty…"

"So my mom shouted at me,
'Go up to your room, Baby Monster Sunflower!'"

"So then I went to my room and listened to music."

"Da da da da da, Everybody dance now!
Everybody dance…"

"Hey what happened to my music?
No problem, I can fix it."
Boop boop boop.

"It's the final countdown. Du du du du du. It's the final countdown."

"With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride. I'm toxic."

"It's coming home. It's coming home. It's coming home. Football's coming home."

Have fun,
– Josie

Well, this is a very quick story.

CHOMP!

Have fun,
– the daddy

Add on to this "And Then" story to see what happens next.

"I am Baby Monster Sunflower …"

AND THEN

"I am Baby Monster Little Bird,
and I like to eat Sunflower seeds."
Gobble, gobble, gobble.

AND THEN

"Well, I want some rain and some sun.
Hey, where's Little Bird?"

AND THEN

"Well, I don't have any sun, but I got rain,
because I got to go bathroom."
Pssssssssss. "Hee, hee, hee."

AND THEN

"I'm going to go tell mom
that you're so naughty and mean to me.
MOM! MOM!"

AND THEN

"Mom, mom,
Sunflower was so mean to me."
Waaaaaaaaaah.
"Oh, that's okay,"
said Baby Monster Mom.
"I know that Sunflower is always
so mean to you Little Bird.
Sunflower go to your room!

AND THEN

BANG!
"I want to hear some loud music."
Dah dah dah dah dah.

AND THEN

Baby Monster Mom said,
"You turn that music down
right now, Sunflower.
You're in Time Out.
And you're in lots and lots of trouble.
Wait until Baby Monster Dad comes home.
He's going to give you a piece of his mind.
He doesn't have much left,
but he'll give you the little piece he has."

AND THEN

Dah dah dah dah dah.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
Dah dah dah dah dah.

AND THEN

Have fun,
Josie (and the dad)

Daddy: Pick a noun.

Once upon a time,
about 10 minutes from now…
actually, in 10 minutes time,
the story will start,
so please wait.

Please keep your arms and legs
inside this story,
and be quite
for the next 10 minutes
and the story will start again.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

Shh!

SHH!

Ahh, sorry,
Lying King lied,
he's not going to wait 10 minutes to start telling this story.
No way,
he's going to start right now.

But you know what?
He's already done with the story.
He's not going to write another word
because he is so done with the story.
This story is over.
It's done,
and he Happy,
but he's not Doc, or Sleepy, or Dopey,
just Happy.

Have fun,
– the daddy

There made a new Disney World in Taiwan,
so the Baby Monsters decided to go there –
Bibbity Bobbity Boo –
and when they got to Disney World,
they wanted to try the roller coaster.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"………..P
the Baby Monsters screamed as the ride went U and
…………………………………………………………………………..d
…………………………………………………………………………..o
…………………………………………………………………………..w
…………………………………………………………………………..n,
……………………….A……….N……….D
………..n
……u……..d
………o..r
………………and round
…………………………….uʍop ǝpısdn puɐ
……………………………………………………………..oo
……………………………………………………..and l……p de l…..ps.
…………………………………………………………………………..oo

Then they tried the Buzz Lightyear Bumper Cars –
Bump, bump, bump, CRASH! –
They died!

Ooops, my mistake. They didn't die….
they just fell over
and had to get out of their bumper car
when the other cars were still driving.
And just as they were about to get it,
they made it safely to the exit.
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!"

Have fun,
– Josie

This story was made in the storytelling hat game. Words picked: Disney World (noun) and Exciting (adjective)

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]

THEY said there were animals
in the Magic Kingdom.

But there were no animals there,
THEY were in the Animal Kingdom!

So THEY had to go
in their car.

And instead of going to the Magic Kingdom,
THEY drove all the way to the Animal Kingdom.

But THEY really didn't want to go there,
so THEY drove all the way to Sea World.

But THEY didn't really want to go there either,
so THEY drove back to the Magic Kingdom.

But then it was night,
and no one was was there.

So THEY tried all the rides,
cause practice makes perfect.

And THEY rode all the rides
again, and again, and again.

So who was this THEY?
The Baby Monsters of course.

Have fun,
– Josie

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]

Now normally Lying King likes to swim,
and if you asked him,
he would say this was one of the best days of his life,
but it wasn't
because Gulliver decided to go swimming as well,
and Gulliver…
well, he was a GIANT…
he was ENORMOUS…
he was BIGGER then the whole Lilliputian swimming pool
and he could barely fit his toes in there.

But Gulliver, well, he just thought,
"It will be okay.
I'll just dip my little toes into this little swimming pool,
so I can get a little cooler…
'cause it's very hot today."

So he did.
Gulliver dipped his little, bitty, giant, humongous toe
in the teeny tiny, Lilliputian swimming pool
which forced all of the water
and Lying King
up, up, and out of the swimming pool.

But Lying King,
well, he just went back in the pool
and started swimming in the water…
but there was a little problem.
There was no water left in the Lilliputian swimming pool…
but Lying King,
he would not admit there was a problem.
He kept saying,
"Oh, this is the best swim I've ever had.
I'm having so much fun.
Splash, splash, splash."

Have fun,
– the daddy

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
G is for Giraffes and the Greatest Gulliver's Travels
[family-friendly – old time children's radio –podcast: season 2, letter G]