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Mommy's Throw Up Chip Cookies
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Every night,
for desert
mommy makes us
her special
Throw Up Chip Cookies
and they're so yummy.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

To make your own, follow these simple directions:
1. Put candy in the mouths of billy goats
2. Make them throw up some boogers, grass, and dirt
3. Put the fresh puke in a bowl
4. Mix in with m&m's
5. Place on pan and bake
6. Then enjoy, they're so yummy

Enjoy,
– Josie

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  1. Storyteller danielle added to the children's story:

    So there I was, eating mommy's throw up cookies when suddenly I didn't feel so good. I ran to the sink and made the sickest gag u have ever heard! I threw up every thing!! (cookies, blood, and even … boogers!!!) I told my mom what I did. She asked my if I was okay. I said, "no I feel like I going to …. BBLLLLAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" I threw up all over her!!

  2. Storyteller Hailey 8 added to the children's story:

    After I threw up all over her, I layed down and started puking all over my favorite blanket with pigs on it. I was very sad after that. My mom washed it and it was all better.

  3. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Well Elmo came along and tickled me. Vicky did too.

  4. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    But then, I went to sleep and about an hour later i woke up and started puking again. Vicky saw me puking and upchucked her dinner. I laughed between each barf session cause she was always mean to me and now she got what she deserved.

  5. Storyteller Josie 12 added to the children's story:

    Mommy came in and apologized for feeding me throw up cookies and explained that she did it for revenge because I had wrecked her china doll collection when I was running through the house one day.

  6. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Mommy left and i had to run back to the bathroom and throw up one more time.

  7. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Then i was all better or at least i thought i was so i went to bed for the night. But boy oh boy was i not better i was throwing up and dryheaving all night long. poor mee!!!!!

  8. Storyteller naomi added to the children's story:

    and i projectile vomited on vikcy my fave dolls and all on evrything in th house and yard

  9. Storyteller molly added to the children's story:

    then i threw up on mom 15 more times!!!!! just then, i threw up on everything!!!!

  10. Storyteller molly added to the children's story:

    again
    then i died

  11. Storyteller gigi 7 added to the children's story:

    but later i heard that the doctors and nurses came to our hous then they pumped my chets in a hard way. i began to cough and cough just when my mom came then suddenly i catched by breath again and when my mom came to me and kneeled beside me and her face above me, suddenly i vomitted again! it was very strong like a hose that cant stop a water. and then my mom got really mad at me. and then the doctor said that my mom needs medical transplant or whatever. and the saddect part that i heard that the doctor said that my mom will be going to the mental. maybe 10 years or so…

  12. Storyteller Sammy added to the children's story:

    Mommy had two plates so she would get real cookies and I would get throw up cookies. But she accidentally took the wrong cookies and before she could even two bites, she started to throw up all over, which made my sissy sick, and my brother sick, and my daddy sick, and everyone (but me) ran to the bathroom. They puked so much that the bathroom got filled up and it poured out the window. Neighbors came and asked me what happened and I just said, I guess they have bad stomachaches."

  13. Storyteller molly added to the children's story:

    then, I went outside and puked in the chicken coop. they all came over,……. and ATE IT!!!!

  14. Storyteller Kati added to the children's story:

    Then they all started puking. they puked for days. Finally, when they stopped, they all went back and sat on the counch for 4 weeks. this made the government (and the parents) mad becuase they were not getting enough exersize and becoming fat. so they went outside but caught a whiff of theyre puke that had been sitting out for 4 weeks. they started puking again.

  15. Storyteller molly added to the children's story:

    then, i got older, and i had a boyfriend that was taking me out for dinner. i was feeling fine, so i got into his car and we went to red lobster. after that, we went to the fair. we went on a roller coaster, and i started feeling nauseous. I tried to tell my boyfriend, but all that came out was im gunna……….. BBBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i threw up all over him! he took me home, and on the way home i threw up on him again!!!!!!!! he was now covered in puke!!!!! he threw up on me after that, and we became puke partners

  16. Storyteller The Imminent Hannah 12+almost 3/4 added to the children's story:

    A while later, I was even older and had realized that I couldn't remember some things that had happened when I was little. So I went to the town's resident mad scientist, and bought a time machine for only 1999999999999.99, and I went back to the first time Mom had made throw-up-chip cookies. I saw her making goats barf. I was grossed out. Then, I saw A LOT of puking humans. The time machine had smell-o-vision, so it really smelled in there. Unfortunately, the smell made me want to barf, so I went back. As soon as I got there, my boyfriend (now my husband) was waiting.
    "How was it?" he said.
    I threw up on him.


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This children's story can be found in the My Baby Monsters Storytelling Library of Children's Stories, under All the Best Stories of Kids' Candy. It was written by Josie (Daughter of My Baby Monsters and Child Storyteller) on Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 at 6:34 pm (Josie Time, UTC +2).

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