My Baby
Monsters

I…
I live…
I live in…
I live in a…
I live in a silly…
I live in a silly house…
I live in a silly house with…
I live in a silly house with a…
I live in a silly house with a capuchin…
I live in a silly house with a capuchin monkey.
I live in a silly house with a capuchin monkey?
I live in a silly house with a capuchin monkey!

The…
The only…
The only way…
The only way to..
The only way to ooh…
The only way to ooh eee…
The only way to ooh eee aah…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with my…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with my monkey…
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with my monkey-key.
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with my monkey-key?
The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with my monkey-key!

I live in a silly house with a capuchin monkey! The only way to ooh eee aah-pen the door is with my monkey-key!

Night night,
– Josie

One little, two little, three little aliens.
Four little, five little, six little aliens.
Seven little, eight little, nine little aliens.
Ten little aliens… out-of-space.

Ten little, nine little, eight little aliens.
Seven little, six little aliens, five little aliens.
Four little, three little, two little aliens,
One little alien… plenty-of-space.

Night night,
– Josie

Once upon a time there was a princess named Josie who lived in a deep, dark castle.

Once upon a time the same time there was a prince named Charlie who lived on a marshmallow cloud.

Actually, the princess didn't live in a deep, dark castle, she really lived on a marshmallow cloud… well, actually the castle was on the cloud, but it wasn't deep and dark, it was rainbow colorful.

So, she spun around in circles and got dizzy and fell on the marshmallow bed, but the prince didn't spin around because he didn't want his clothes to get sticky.

I fell…

I fell…

I fell… in love with the prince.

Night night,
– Josie

It is not nice to tease, like when you play a game and the other person says, "I won, I won!"

That is teasing, and that isn't nice … because playing is its own reward, and everyone's a winner … especially me, since I won all the chips.

I won, I won!

Night night,
–Josie

Once upon a time … the end.

Night night,
– Josie

1. Don't let your little sister drive the car. She will eat the antenna.
2. If you drive into wires and electric cords, don't just back out and assume that nothing is getting snagged and won't fall.
3. Don't drive into the piano.
4. Don't drive where you can't see the car (into another room where daddy's guitar was leaning against the wall for example).
5. Don't drive into the Christmas tree, or into glass ornaments.
6. Don't drive while you are talking on the phone. It makes it harder to steer and the person on the other end might not appreciate that you are not paying attention to them.
7. Don't drive the car where other people are walking.
8. Don't drive the car in the dark.
9. Remember to shut off the car when you are done so there is any battery left for next time.
10. Don't let your mommy drive the car. She will break all the rules.

Night night,
–Josie

One little, two little, three little toes.
Four little, five little, six little toes.
Seven little, eight little, nine little toes.
Ten little toes on a foot.

Night night,
–Josie