My Baby
Monsters

Nine little kitty cats
dancing on a gate,
one misstep –
then there were eight.

Eight little kitty cats
looking up to heaven,
the sky fell down –
then there were seven.

Seven little kitty cats
stepping on some sticks,
didn't see that hole –
then there were six.

Six little kitty cats
went on a dive,
didn't learn to swim –
then there were five.

Five little kitty cats
sleeping on the floor,
a dog came in –
then there were four.

Four little kitty cats
climbing up a tree,
a branch broke off –
then there were three.

Three little kitty cats
visiting the zoo,
met an alligator –
then there were two.

Two little kitty cats
playing in the sun,
a car sped by –
then there was one.

One little kitty cat
got no where to run,
his brothers returned –
then there was none.

Night night,
– Josie

Orange… orange… dinosaurs
Swimming on the lake

Yellow… yellow… dinosaurs
Merrily merrily mer-ri-ly

Green… green… dinosaurs
Doesn't make much sense to me

Blue… blue… dinosaurs
Its just a silly song

Dino… dino… dinosaurs
Dinosaurs are extinct

Dino… dino… dinosaurs
Means they don't live here anymore

Dino… dino… dinosaurs
They live in a different country

Night night,
–Josie

I have a little sister. She is just a baby. She can't even say goo-goo ga-ga yet.

She can say goo-goo, but not goo-goo ga-ga.

She likes to eat my hair. She likes to eat everything, but she is not allowed.

I like it when she eats my hair, except for the day she threw up in my hair.

Euuuwwww. That was not good of her. I had to wash my hair.

Night night,
–Josie

If I was the mommy and my mommy was the child, she would be a good kid. I wouldn't have to put her in time-outs or send her to her room.

When she went to the toilet, I would help her wipe and not tell her to try herself.

And if she wanted to go out, I would let her go out with me. I wouldn't be mean to my child… like my mommy is mean to me every day when she tells me to wear a jacket, and long pants, and that I can't wear my Cinderella outfit outside the house.

Night night,
–Josie

My Baby Monster Kids needed new shoes, so I took them shopping.

They needed shoes with laces to tie, not velcro.

Velcro is for toddlers.

When you are a big kid, you need to learn how to tie your shoes all by yourself.

My Baby Monster Kids do not know how to tie their shoes yet, so I'm teaching them.

I make one loop and then another, and then I tie them.

Mommy ties hers a different way.

I tie my shoes the same way as my daddy. And I teach My Baby Monster Kids to tie their shoes just like my daddy does.

Night night
–Josie

For Christmas I want a cake. And candy. And candy canes.

No toys.

I want a cake. A BIG yummi cake.

Night night,
–Josie

My Baby Monsters and I had a Christmas party at school. It was very, very messy. And very, very yummy.

We made Christmas trees out ice cream cones, M&M's, and green frosting. We also had white frosting.

Some kids mixed the green and white frosting, but I didn't… I just licked my fingers clean. Then I used the white frosting to make it snow.

Night night,
–Josie