My Baby
Monsters

Made fresh for you, this yummy episode of My Baby Monsters is filled with nutritious songs and sweet stories, including the the Chicken Dance and Willy Wonka.

Listen in: The My Baby Monsters story sharing podcast is a collaborative storytelling internet radio program for kids, parents, and teachers. (what's a podcast?)

Stories featured in this podcast (to read or WRITE NOW, just click the link):

• The candy yarn-ball
• The candy from Sunshine Land
• The candy hat
• The free candy store
• Introducing Baby Monster Candy Fish
• Be sure to check out our FREE Candy Candy Candy coloring page.

Art of the week Baby Monster Candy Fish Swims along the ocean floor in search of wrapped treasures T-shirts and art for children and adults at My Baby Mon-Store

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

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Once upon a time there was a free candy store.
It was a hundred feet wide and as high as outer space.

In the candy store everything was free
because there was no cashiers.

There were lots of stairs, so you can go up.
And lots of ramps, so you could slide down.

And you know what?
One person had a gun… it was a bad guy.
Ooooooh, and then the police came.

"Stop stop stop," said the daddy.
"This is a free candy story,
why would anyone have a gun?
Everything was free."

Because he likes being a bad guy.

Have fun,
– Josie

Once upon a time there was a candy hat
that should have been an inside hat,
but it was worn outside a lot.

"Hey," said the little girl.
"It shouldn't be worn outside because it's candy,
and the chocolate would melt down on the face.
Disgusting!"

And then the candy hat died because all of it's choco….
sorry…
"Let's just say, we couldn't find it anymore
because it melted on a person's face…
Disgusting."

And then the person licked all of it up,
"even the booger candy…
DISGUSTING!"

Have fun,
– Josie

Song, sung however you want

The candy from Candyland
crawled,
but it wasn't really crawling.

But the further you walked,
the further it got,
so you thought it was walking further.

It was magical.
It made you walk backwards
into the hill with lots of candy on it.

It was yummy.
I ate lots of candy…
'cause WIlly Wonka said, "to enjoy the candy."

Then we ate daddy up,
his chocolate bunny,
but he had other candies.

Do the chicken dance

Da da da da da da dah
Da da da da da da dah
Da da da da da da dah
dah dah dah dah…

Have fun,
– Josie

It's a kind of candy that's a gummy, so it's a sour candy gummy ball.
It's like an iron ball with knitting stuff in it, but it's sour like gummy worms.

Once upon a time there was an iron candyball that was sour.
He always went to school, but he had horrible days.
The only fun things he got to do was go to lunch and go to the playground.
For lunch, the Baby Monster Candyball had candy.
He ate all different kinds of candy, but his favorite one was Bubblegum.

Have fun,
– Josie

I dream of candy. Do you too? My dad and I love candy and wish we could eat it all the time… but that would make us sick. So instead, we just make up stories about candy. This one is about Baby Monster Candy Fish.

I'd love to see your story.

Get the FREE Baby Monster Candy Fish Coloring Page (right-click to download) WRITE your story, COLOR your picture, SHARE your art. . . Find more FREE coloring pages at The My Baby Monsters Children's Storytelling Library or at This Storytelling Coloring Page was featured on the My Baby Monsters children's story sharing podcast, episode 4: Junk Food (candy candy candy) [podcast]

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How to make great art:

1. Print the My Baby Monsters Storytelling Coloring Page (or load it into your favorite painting program)
2. Write on the sound waves.
3. Color the picture.
4. E-mail your new art to sharestories@mybabymonsters.com
5. And I'll add it to My Baby Monsters Children's Art Gallery.

Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)

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Don't buy the Harry Potter Jelly Belly Bertie Bott`s.
They are gross.

They taste like soap,
grass,
dirt,
rotten egg,
earwax,
earthworm,
and throw-up.

I hated it, my daddy hated it, everybody hated it.
It's the only candy I every threw out.

But if you insist,
and really like the taste of grossness,
then try the following free substitutes:
a bar of soap,
a handful of grass,
a shovelful of dirt,
a really rotten egg,
a few fresh earthworms,
and a bucketful of throw-up.

Then buy some real candy to wash it down.

Have fun,
– Josie