My Baby
Monsters

Oooo, she was so hungry.

It was a sunny day,
and Baby Monster Little Bird was high in the sky
flying around
looking for something to eat.

It was so sunny
that it was was hard for her to see,
but Little Bird didn't go home
she needed to eat.

Rumble rumble, went Little Bird's tummy.

Something shinny caught her eye.
and as it flew closer, it rumbled too…
Little Bird liked it's sound
and needed to taste it.

CHOMP!
it was an airplane.

She ate a part of the wing –
CHOMP!
And the airplane could still fly.

She ate took another bite –
CHOMP CHOMP!
Now it couldn't fly.

The airplane landed on the ground,
but it was already at the airport,
so the people got off.

The were very happy
they didn't get hurt…
except for the one that was already on crutches.

Have fun,
– Josie

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My dad said I could lie as much as I wanted to. . .
and other tall tales [Children's Storytelling Podcast]

A little girl went to the zoo
with her family.

It was a nice day
and she was very excited.

"Mom, mom," said the girl.

"Yes, Sweetheart?"

"Mom, I want an ice cream. Can I have it?"

"Of course you can, Sweetheart."

"Great, let's go buy some ice cream."

"Sure thing, Sweetheart."

But the little girl's mom didn't really mean it,
she was tricking her.

"Here you go, Sweetheart.
Here's your ice cream."

"Ewwwwwwwwww, mom,
this is not ice cream."

"Ha ha, Sweetheart. It's just trash from the trash can."

Have fun,
– Josie

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My dad said I could lie as much as I wanted to. . .
and other tall tales [Children's Storytelling Podcast]

Can you help Baby Monster Lying King?
He really, really needs your help.

He can't remember his name.
Do you know what it is?

Oh, it's Baby Monster Lying King.

No… he says, no,
that doesn't sound like it
and that he's
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
TIRED
of doing what he's doing.
So, can you help?

Thanks…
here you go,
he needs help chewing his gum.

Have fun,
– Josie

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My dad said I could lie as much as I wanted to. . .
and other tall tales [Children's Storytelling Podcast]

Well, the little boy was sad
because there was no good foods to eat.

He was like,
"Oh no,
I don't like Sushi
and we're at a Sushi restaurant,
and I want to tell it to my mom,
but she's going to say
you need to be here
and you can't eat nothing!"

Have fun,
– Josie

This story was played on the
My dad said I could lie as much as I wanted to. . .
and other tall tales [Children's Storytelling Podcast]

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I made a new version of my cookie movie. This one is in color, and I used every color I could find. Red and green and yellow and blue and red and… oops, I said red already.

Red already. Red already… can you say that five times fast? Red already. Red already. Red aready. Red aready. Red aready.

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– Josie (and dad)

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It's called
The Red Onion of Doom
because
you're not allowed to eat it
because
it's POISONOUS.

It's poisonous
because
inside the onion
there's something called
Hoobies,
and the Hoobies are poisonous
because they have some chemicals in them…
like chemicals that make things EXPLODE!

One day a little girl found
The Red Onion of Doom
laying on the grass
and she took it home to her mommy and daddy
and she wanted to eat it
but her mommy said,
"I know you like red onions, honey,
but you can't eat this one
because it's POISONOUS."

And then the little girl cried.

Have fun,
– Josie

Baby Monster Snowball Blues gets sick.

Sick.

Sick. Sick. Sick.

He gets sick because he coughs a lot.
No, he gets sick because he is cold.
No, no, he gets sick because he has a cold.
No, no, no, he gets sick because he's allergic to something.

Yes, Baby Monster Snowball Blues is allergic to something.
You know what he's allergic too?

No, not dogs, or milk, or birds, or hay…
Baby Monster Snowball Blues is allergic to pictures.

When he sees a picture… he coughs.
And when he touches a picture…
he sneezes, burps, and throws up…
and then he needs to get a shot.

Have fun,
– Josie