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Bedtime Stories (Storytelling Library: June, 2007)
Agh! Agh! Agh!
My hand is sticking.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Look at my skin!
It's no longer on me,
it's all the way over there,
and there's blood, blood, blood.
Have fun,
– Josie
Glue (definition): though ghouls and glue are often attracted to human bodies, glue is for arts and crafts and ghouls are for scary stories… boo!
Once upon a time, the great Great Bitten…
"Yow! Chomp, chomp," went the great Great Dane to the great Great Bitten!
I mean, the great Great Britain was walking along when it saw a train.
"Chew chew. Chew chew." said the train with a pillow and a blanket on it's head.
You do know Great Britian is an island, right?
Um daddy, it's my imagination.
Sorry.
But there was only one plug in great Great Britain,
so that's how it lost its power…
until Harry Potter saved it
with the little square of a fairy hair.
So, what happened to the great Great Dane?
Oh, the great Great Dane died from a bear.
What?!? No, no, no! NO DYING!
Okay, the great Great Dane was all lost, but then she got better.
I'm glad she's fine, because you are the real great Great Dane.
But then she broke his leg. Ow!
Have fun,
Josie (and the daddy)
Great Britain (definition): the eighth largest island in the world, and the first largest in Europe… part of the United Kingdom and home of the magical Lorné-bear.
I was drinking a glass,
some glasses,
and it's those you have on your eyes.
In the glass,
in those glasses,
there was some water,
and some snow,
and a little light with a fairy in it…
and on the top of it's nose
there is a little track.
"Crunch - crunch, Chew - chew. Crunch - crunch, Chew - chew,"
went the World's Greatest Glasses.
Is everyone okay?
Have fun,
– Josie
Glasses (definition): What are you looking for, something to drink? Do I see any hands? Then the eyes have it.
The World's Greatest Grizzly Bear was walking
and talking at the same time
(but not chewing bubble gum or a picnic basket),
saying "Hi, my bear. I am a cat."
The World's Greatest Grizzly Bear
who, though smarter then the average bear,
was not very bright
saw a red light,
and thought it was it's home…
so he went there.
The World's Greatest Grizzly Bear
found a little toilet,
so he used it.
And on the little toilet,
there was a little button,
so he pressed it,
which then sounded an alarm
that went
Wee — aah — wee — aah — wee — aah.
Have fun,
– Josie
Grizzly Bear (definition): kind of like a like a cuddly little kitten, only much larger and more dangerous… warning, do not pet this endangered animal or you will be en-danger-ed yourself.
This children's story can be found in the My Baby Monsters Storytelling Library of Kids' Stories & Children's Art, under All of Kids' Fantastic Dreams & Scary Nightmares, All of the Fun Animal Stories, All the Best Stories of Kids' Candy, All the Greatest Super Heroes, Cartoons, & Comics, Best Children's Definitions (Kid's Dictionary). It was written by Josie (Daughter of My Baby Monsters and Child Storyteller) on Monday, June 11th, 2007 at 8:05 am (Josie Time, UTC +2).
My Best-est Grandfather
and my Good-est Grandfather
and my Best-est, Good-est Grandfather
we were out walking
and swimming
on a slippery slide.
Have fun,
– Josie
Grandfather (definition): a special person who gives you lots of ice cream, and candy, and cake… oh yeah, and who is the father of your father or mother.
Oh, great…
The great Great Dane
was out walking…
No, it was swimming!
Okay, the great Great Dane was swimming,
swimming in a rainy puddle.
And it was raining and pouring…
No, it was snowing!
Okay, so it was snowing…
snowing snow angels and apples,
so the great Great Dane swam in the snow.
And it swum happily in my tummy,
'cause there is a lot of rain in snow.
Have fun,
– Josie (and the dad)
Great Dane (definition): a real nice (extra great) person from Denmark (like me), or a dog.
I am
I am a gingerbread man.
So I run,
I run as fast as I can.
And you
And you can't catch me.
I am
I am the fastest.
You can't
You can't get me.
Running
Running dog and cat.
The dog
The dog and cat can't catch me.
'cause I
'cause I am fat!
Have fun,
– Josie
Gingerbread (definition): these magical creatures often take the form of spicy Gingerbread Men and Gingerbread Women cookies, forcing small children to run and rhyme.
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