My Baby
Monsters

(sing to tune of On Top of Spaghetti or On Top of Old Smokey songs)

On top of Everest Mountain Roller Coaster
there was lots of snow,
actually it was rain before
but then it froze into snow.

Actually it was ice first,
and that's frozen water
that you add cool colors to
so it turns into snow.

And we were at the top of Everest Mountain Roller Coaster
when it fell down on us
because we were going down screaming
like AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

At in the beginning it was fun
but then we ran into the mountain
and then it made me a little Dopey
and a little Sneezy too.

Expedition Everest
is a runaway-train roller coaster at Disney World
where Himalayan trekkers board refurbished steam trains
on their way to the base camp of Mount Everest.

It's protected by a yeti
who likes it's meatballs
on top of spaghetti
all covered with cheese.

Have fun,
– Josie

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H is for Hippos, as in
Hap-hip Birthday to you
Hap-hip Birthday to you
Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Hungry Hungry Hippo.

Did you know I just turned seven?
My dad and I were going to play a fun, new game,
but then this hippopotamus ate all my marbles.

This very happy birthday to you children's art
is from My Baby Monsters upcoming children's book,
Wild Alphabet Stories
(playful tail for kids and other wild animals)
from My Baby Monsters.

Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book?
Get a special preview at the children's art Mon-STORE.
WILD ART you can wear or hang on your wall!

Have fun, Josie

The Happy Nintendo DS was swimming with a girl named Michael.
And the girl who's name was Michael was really a nose,
a nose wanted to swim with a Nintendo DS.

So now the girl who's name was Michael was swimming,
swimming across the ocean with her nose plugged,
plugged in to a new Nintendo DS under water.

The Nintendo DS and the girl name Michael swam along,
swam along until they hit a jumping power up,
and jumped up in the air like a dolphin.

And then the Nintendo DS and the girl named Michael,
they stayed in the sky and had fun,
fun flying into the sunset.

Why's The Nintendo DS happy? He's happy because you're happy.

Have fun,
– Josie

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(song lyrics)
One ah day
I was flying on
an airplane that
was called the Sun.
And the Nintendo
DS was on
it landed in my hair.

(song chorus)
Be-cause I was there
flying in the sky.
The Sun and I were very high,
so I ah caught it.

(song lyrics)
But, but then I died,
the game was over,
I gave the DS
to my daddy.
Now he plays
it's his long turn
so we're going to Alaska.

Have fun,
– Josie

This story was made in the storytelling hat game. Words picked: airplane (noun) and sunny (adjective)

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There made a new Disney World in Taiwan,
so the Baby Monsters decided to go there –
Bibbity Bobbity Boo –
and when they got to Disney World,
they wanted to try the roller coaster.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"………..P
the Baby Monsters screamed as the ride went U and
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Then they tried the Buzz Lightyear Bumper Cars –
Bump, bump, bump, CRASH! –
They died!

Ooops, my mistake. They didn't die….
they just fell over
and had to get out of their bumper car
when the other cars were still driving.
And just as they were about to get it,
they made it safely to the exit.
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!"

Have fun,
– Josie

This story was made in the storytelling hat game. Words picked: Disney World (noun) and Exciting (adjective)

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Once upon a time,
Harry Potter decided to trade bodies with a dragon
just for fun.

Harry Potter had fun flying around
with his great wings and smashing tail.
The dragon had fun playing Quidditch
on his Nimbus 2000 boom stick.

And everything was fine
until Hermione Granger asked,
"Harry Potter, where are you?"

Harry Potter said,
"I am right here."
But while the dragon could talk, Harry Potter could not,
so all anyone heard was,
ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!

"Harry Potter, why are you saying that?" demanded Hermione.

ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!

"Harry Potter, stop!"

ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!

"Well then, let me take that golden egg from you."

Have fun,
– Josie

This story was made in the storytelling hat game. Words picked: Harry Potter (noun) and Funny (adjective)

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The Girl: There was someone on Splash Mountain … right by the spiky Briar Patch… that climbed out of the car when it was going down the big hill.

The Daddy: Wait, wait, wait. I got to stop this story because it's too dangerous.

Briar Bear: Let me just knock his head clean off.

The Daddy: You can't get off rides when they're moving. It's too dangerous.

Briar Rabbit: Ha Ha Ha.

Briar Fox: This ain't no laughing matter.

Briar Rabbit: Ha Ha Ha — I just can't help it. I've just been to My — Ha Ha Ha — Laughing Place.

The Girl: What are you talking about? I'm a little hard of hearing 'cause I'm an old women.

The Daddy: Oh, no. What does that make me? I'm your daddy, so I must be extra old. I'm almost extinct. or at least expired.

The Girl: Ahh, my ear just came off.

Briar Rabbit: Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. Boy am I in luck. I think about My Laughing Place and yuk yuk yuk yuk yuck.

Briar Fox: Now you see that. He's just making a fool of you.

Briar Bear: You mean there's no Laughing Place?

Briar Fox: Let's just take him home and roast him for dinner.

The Girl: On Splash Mountain, I was standing up in the car, but then I just sat down again.

The Daddy: You know, if you acted that naughty in real life, I don't think I'd take you on another ride again. You'd be too dangerous.

Briar Rabbit: Everybody's got a Laughing Place, a Laughing Place to go ho ho. Take that frown, turn it upside down and you'll find yours I know ho ho.

The Girl: I didn't say it was me.

The Daddy: Then who was it.

The Girl: I don't know? A baby monster.

Have fun,
– Josie

This fun story and other great children's stories can be heard on
It's Summer Vacation and we have 500 children's stories. Now what?
[My Baby Monsters go to Disney World :: PODCAST: season 2gr8]