Bedtime Stories (Storytelling Library: March, 2008)
One day, Baby Monster Lying King met a giraffe.
Now, this was no ordinary giraffe.
Giraffes are normally very peaceful animals, and all they do is eat leaves.
But you know what this giraffe ate?
Baby Monster Lying Kings.
CHOMP!
Have fun,
– the daddy
If you remember from our first children's story,
Baby Monster Sunflower was very naughty,
but Baby Monster Little Bird was very sweet.
"No I wasn't!" shouted Baby Monster Sunflower.
"Baby Monster Little Bird was very naughty,
but I, Baby Monster Sunflower, was very sweet."
"But Baby Monster Little Bird
told her mom, MY MOM!
that she was very sweet
and I was very naughty…"
"So my mom shouted at me,
'Go up to your room, Baby Monster Sunflower!'"
"So then I went to my room and listened to music."
"Da da da da da, Everybody dance now!
Everybody dance…"
"Hey what happened to my music?
No problem, I can fix it."
Boop boop boop.
"It's the final countdown. Du du du du du. It's the final countdown."
"With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride. I'm toxic."
"It's coming home. It's coming home. It's coming home. Football's coming home."
Have fun,
– Josie
The true story of a little girl's imaginary world.
This is a very sad story. Waa - waa - waa.
You see Cookie Street in Magic World is all cracked up. WAA - WAA!
It's all broken. Sniffle - sniffle - sniffle.
And all the chocolate chips in it are melted. And they are all gushy and squishy, and if your feet go into them they go squish - squash - squish.
It's disgusting…
AND THEN
"Don't worry, dear. I'm going to fix Cookie Street with our new cookies from the supermarket."
AND THEN
Okay… how come it's not fixed yet? Fix it now! Fix it now! Fix it now!
AND THEN
"Okay, and then everybody broke into song. Du du du du du. Du du du du du. Everybody dance now."
AND THEN
No, no, no, no dancing. You can't dance here. There's a problem. If you dance on this crumbled Cookie Street, with all the melted chocolate chips, then everyone will get very hurt and messy.
AND THEN
"Sweetie, it's done."
AND THEN
Yeah, I'm going to eat all the cookies on Cookie Street. Gobble - gobble - gobble.
AND THEN
"What are you doing with all those cookies? You're going to get sick."
AND THEN
Oh, I don't feel so good. I think I'm going to…
Have fun,
– Josie (and the daddy)
Great, new English children's stories!
Friske nye danske børnehistorier!
Great children's stories in this podcast:
to read or add-on to a story, just click story's link
Have fun,
– Josie (and dad)
Special thanks to Andre Morgunoff for use of his instrumental songs Morning in Manhattan, Jump, and Nostalgia, and Kacey Jones for her great Jazz song, Apples Dipped in Candy from the Podsafe Music Network.
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| Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a castle with her stepmother. |
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Der var engang en prinsesse, som boede på et slot med sin stedmor. |
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What are you doing dad? Arrrrrrrr. Far. What am I doing? |
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Hvad laver du far? Arrrrrrrr. Dad! Hvad laver jeg? |
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And her stepmother was a real princess, but she was turned into an old witch. |
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Og hendes stedemor var en rigtig princesse, men hun var blevet tryllet om til en gammel heks. |
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So, the princess went for a walk on Candy Road, where there were lollipops and every kind of candy. She could just pick them up from the ground, and then came new ones. |
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Så var det, at prinsessen gik en tur på Slikgade, hvor der var slikkepinde og alt muligt slik. Hun kun bare tage dem op fra jorden af og så kom der nye. |
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The next road was Kissing Street….
– Have fun, Josie |
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Den næste gade var Kyssegade…
– Hav det sjovt, Josie |
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Once there was a little girl who was hungry.
She decided to eat some fruit, so she she came to me — the grape — and opened her mouth.
I said, "No, no. Do not eat me. Can't you see my eyes? Can you see me. Do not eat me."
"Who's that? Who's that?" said the little girl. "Mom, is that you?"
"No," said her mom. "I can't hear anything."
"Dad, is that you?"
"Nooooooo," said I, the grape. "It was me. Look at your fruit."
"Aghhh! Mom, the fruit is talking."
"That's nice dear."
"What's that matter?" I asked. "Didn't you know that all fruit talks? But you only have watermelons and grapes… I guess that's okay since we're in the same family. You know, Watermelons are old people and Grapes are young people."
"Well," said the little girl, "should I eat you then?"
"No way! What are you thinking! I do not want to be in that old, stinky tummy of yours! Yuck! With all that sticky, sticky candy. Eww, fruit and candy together… No Way. "
Have fun,
– Josie
Old Laaadee: I'm an old laaadee.
Her Dad: What?
Old Laaadee: I'm an old laaadee!
Her Dad: I still can't hear you.
Old Laaadee: I'm an old LAAADEEE!!!
Her Dad: Oh, you're an old lady.
Old Lady: Yes.
Her Dad: Are you sure? You look a little moldy. Maybe you're just old bread?
Old Lady: No, I'm an old lady!
Her Dad: Okay, you're an old lady. So what's your story.
Old Lady: I was traveling through and back in time, when all of a sudden, I fell over and became an old lady.
Her Dad: You tripped through time and became old?
Old Lady: Yes, and then I saw Baby Monster Grandma, when I fell, because she was spinning around my head.
Her Dad: Like in the cartoons? Like when little birds fly around?
Old Lady: Yes, or stars…. and now I'm an old lady.
Her Dad: What's it like being an old lady?
Old Lady: I need help taking clothes on.
Her Dad: Why do you need help taking clothes on? You're already wearing clothes.
Old Lady: And off.
Her Dad: Hey, wait. Why do you need help taking clothes off? No, no, no… this is a kid's story. Keep your clothes on old lady.
Old Lady: Well, my mom helps me take them on and off.
Her Dad: Wait. you're an old lady and your mom's still around? She must be a really old, old, old lady.
Old Lady: Yes. My mom is actually 36 and I am 57.
Have fun,
– old lady, Josie (and her dad)
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