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This great song, as well as other original music, was featured in
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS with new holiday music
(a classic children's Christmas movie without the memorable film)
[an extra-special old time children's radio show podcast: 16]

(Complete lyrics to magical song, "Harry Potter Christmas" by Joel Kopischke)

Have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.
You know Santa Claus is just like Dumblemore,
not like Voldemort.
I hope your Christmas is truly magic.
And may your stockings be filled.
I hope nothing happens that’s tragic,
Like having your parents get killed.
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.

Hermione and Ron will both be here
To help you spread the Christmas cheer.
You’ll eat every single chocolate frog,
And have Hagrid over for egg nog.
I hope you get the coolest toy.
And you don’t see even one Malfoy.
If you find your spirits are still low,
Just decorate the whomping willow.

And have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.
You know Santa Claus is just like Dumblemore, not
like Voldemort (we love you, Harry).
May your season be merry and bright
With enchanted Jingle Bells.
I hope there’s no Dementors to fight
And no unforgivable spells.
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.

At Hogwarts School it’s Christmas time
And you’re still stuck at Privet Drive.
Think happy thoughts like a Quidditch match,
That your team won on your snitch catch,
And things are gonna be alright,
Cause maybe soon some silent night.
You’ll find yourself alone with Cho
Under the mistletoe.

Having yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.
You know Santa Claus looks just like Dumblemore,
not like Voldemort (we love you, Harry).
I hope your Christmas is truly magic,
And may your stockings be filled,
I hope nothing happens that’s tragic,
Like having your parents get killed.
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.
I hope every wizard and witch (have yourself
a merry Christmas).
Gets to go Christmas caroling (have yourself
a merry Christmas).
And may your life be rich (have yourself a merry Christmas),
Rich as J.K. Rowling.
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.
So have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.

Have fun,
– Josie

To hear more funny Christmas parodies in a wide variety of styles,
from polka to punk, big band to blues, country to klezmer,
enjoy more music of Joel Kopischke.
("A Harry Potter Christmas" by Joel Kopischke, © 2005)

 

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1. Storyteller Judith (12) added to the children's story:
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   Have yourself a merry Harry Potter Christmas.
   With lots of Weasley sweaters with H's and W's.
   And the magic of the season is really magic, because
   Harry Potter is the greatest magician ever!

2. Storyteller Samuel (9) added to the children's story:
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   Maybe Dumblemore is Santa Claus. Ever think of that?

3. Storyteller Santa Claus added to the children's story:
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   - Just a little side job. It doesn't interfere with my real job. Don't worry.

4. Storyteller Dumblemore added to the children's story:
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   No, I'm the real Santa Claus

5. Storyteller Voldemort added to the children's story:
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   NO, I'M THE REAL SANTA CLAUS
   AND YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
   Ha ha ha

6. Storyteller Ron (13) added to the children's story:
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   Harry, I think Santa's watching me when I'm sleeping.

7. Storyteller Hermione (13) added to the children's story:
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   Oh, Ron. Don't be ridiculous.

8. Storyteller ashley added to the children's story:
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   oh brother

9. Storyteller ashley added to the children's story:
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   please just get along. There's only one Santa Clause and it not any of u

10. Storyteller Harry added to the children's story:
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    Err Ron, I feel like that sometimes too so stop bugging us.
    Hermione

11. Storyteller siti khairah , 10 added to the children's story:
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    maybe Dumbedore is a very good santa claus….

    BUT VOLDEMORT IS NOT MY SANTA, HE IS MY VERY VERY BAD ENEMIES!

12. Storyteller siti khairah , 10 added to the children's story:
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    HARRY POTTER,
    WHY YOU ASK SANTA TO GIVE ME MANY PRESENTS?

13. Storyteller Eleanor added to the children's story:
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    I hope you have great presents, Harry Potter.

14. Storyteller Eleanor Kiss added to the children's story:
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    I love you Harry Potter!

    Love Eleanor Kiss

15. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:
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    Kiss me Harry Potter, please!

16. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:
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    do you like your magic cloke

17. Storyteller lauren 11 added to the children's story:
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    Harry woke up in a daze of bright sunlight, with a familiar feckeled, red haired boy grinning over him.
    "OI, wake up its chrstmas!Ron yelled
    "Its christmas,oh wow!"Harry replied
    "Ive just been down to ask mum and she says Hermione is coming to stay in a few hours time so maybe when she arrives we could play two-a-side Quidditch with Ginny in the orchard?"

    "Yeah,That would be superb!"Harry smiled.

    Hermione soon arrived bringing the festivity score even higher,Hanging their broomsticks over their shoulders, they walked over the hill to the orchard that the weasleys owned.The morning went by fairly fast, and in no time at all it was christas dinner with roast chicken,mashed potato and carrots, finished of with harrys favourite,treacle tart.Everybody was feeling simply relaxed and oddly still until…"Petrificus Totalus!"and Hermione slumped foward into her chair, completelty frozen.
    "Arthur….stammered Mrs weasley "Arthur its YOU KNOW WHO!"

18. Storyteller The Man, 48 added to the children's story:
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    Everybody knows I am santa. Come on children! Embrace me!

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A Harry Potter Christmas [great song by guest artist]?
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