http://mybabymonsters.com/stories The best children\'s stories are yours Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:49:30 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Once upon a time, Lying King met a cookie. AND THEN He asked the cookie, "Who are you?" AND THEN The cookie said, "I am not a who. I am a what." AND THEN "What is a what?" asked Lying King. AND THEN "I am a what? What are a you?" AND THEN "I'm a Lying King and I never ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/who-are-the-monsters/lying-king-meets-a-cookie-classic-childrens-story/858 I have $50, so I went for a walk in the forest and I discovered a dragon. It was nice that the dragon didn't eat my leg, but not so nice because he ate $20. Now I have $30, so I walked into town and went to the the supermarket because I needed broccoli for my ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/life-stories/math-problems-kids-school-education-learn/852 There is garbage everywhere. Last night everyone was shooting fireworks. This morning, I woke up, looked out my window and saw trash. Used fireworks. Sticks and paper. Empty bottles. Happy New Year. Have fun, -- Josie http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/life-stories/happy-new-year/849 One night, Santa Clause came and all the kids said, "Who's that?" Santa Clause said, "It's me, Santa." But the kids didn't understand. They said, "Why are you here?" "Because it's Christmas... the first Christmas ever!" "Christmas," said the kids, "What's...." "And I have presents for you." "Presents! Yea, it's Christmas." Have fun, -- Santa Josie http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-christmas-stories/the-first-christmas-ever/845 "Okay kids, today we're going to learn about Little big Planet," said the teacher. "Yea!" shouted the kids. "You can make your own game," said the teacher. "And look at other people's levels." The teacher had Little big Planet with her and a PS3. She set it up and everyone wanted to play. ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/educational-stories/little-big-planet-in-school/840 Mom calls, "Get up Paul." Nothing. No movement. Just quiet. She calls again, "Get up Paul!" Still nothing. Still no movement. Still just quiet. "I mean it. I'm gonna come up and get you if you don't come down now, Paul!" To which Paul says, "Ha - ha ha - ha ha, I'm still sleeping." "Okay Paul," ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dreams-and-nightmares/im-still-sleeping-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha/835 One day, . ooooo Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl flew back... . aaaah in time ... . Aghhh! to the dinosaurs. . Boom! Boom! Boom! All of a sudden, she saw something white. . Uh, oh. It looked like a dinosaur. . Oh, no. But it was not. . Phew. It was... . No. It was a... . No, no, no! It was a ghost dinosaur! . Ahhhhghh! But Tick-ick-icky-ickle Girl did not know it was a ghost. . Boo! So, she took out her sword. . Huh... ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/silly-childrens-stories/the-scary-halloween-adventures-of-tick-ick-icky-ickle-girl-a-great-new-super-hero-and-zombie-ghost-story/828 Once upon a time there was a princess. . Der var engang en prinsesse. She was big and strong. . Hun var stor og stærk. But one day, there came a dragon. . Men en dag, kom der en drage. It ate her. . Den spiste hende. And now she is a ghost. . Og nu er hun et spøgelse. Ooooooh.... -- Have fun, Josie . Ooooooh... -- Hav det ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/fairy-tales/the-princess-who-was-dead-prinsessen-som-var-dod-danish-to-english-spooky-halloween-translation-dansk-til-engelsk-sp%c3%b8gelsesagtig-halloween-overs%c3%a6ttelse/822 One day, Baby Monster Mom was going to make a fruit salad. . Fruit salad, yum yummy. Fruit salad, yum yummy. Um, dad? . I am not your dad. I'm just some rotten fruit. Okay, then I'm going to take you and put you in the trash can. Are you the rotten fruit or not? . Mmgh mmgh mmgh And then ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/silly-childrens-stories/rotten-apple-recipe-world-domination-grossie-yummy-halloween-potato/814 Just imagine old, moldy disgusting fruit. You're hungry. You want an apple, so you go to the counter to get a treat. You think, ooh, it looks good, so you pick it up. You go to bite it, but something feels wrong. Trick-or-treat? You turn the apple over, and on the back side, it's... TRICK! It's not mushy. It's more than mushy. It's not squishy. It's more than squishy. It's ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dreams-and-nightmares/the-dead-fruit-daddys-trick-treat-happy-halloween-story/808 Ghost stories are about more then just ghosts -- they're also scary stories that have zombies, and BRAINS, and me scaring my dad. BOO!So you might want to hold on to a teddy bear as you listen to this spooky Halloween podcast... my dad does. He also screams a lot. ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/its-a-trick-or-treak-candy-or-scares-happy-halloween-party-childrens-storytelling-podcast-episode-308-great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/736 This classic fairy tale was originally written in danish by Hans Christian Andersen in 1836, under then title, "Den lille Havfrue." It was then translated into "The Little Mermaid" by H. P. Paull (1872). Read in Danish / Læs på dansk The Little Mermaid Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dreams-and-nightmares/the-little-mermaid-part-3-by-hans-christian-andersen-a-classic-danish-not-disney-fairy-tale-3/728 Hans Christian Andersen, og ikke Walt Disney,skrevet denne her klassisk eventyr in 1836. READ in ENGLISH / Læs på engelsk The Little Mermaid Den Lille Havfrue Del 1 | Del 2 | Del 3 | Del 4 | Del 5 . Til sidst kunne hun ikke længere holde det ud, men sagde det til en af ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dansk-til-engelsk-b%c3%b8rn-historie-overs%c3%a6ttelse-danish-english-children-translation/den-lille-havfrue-del-4-af-hans-christian-andersen-et-klassisk-dansk-ikke-disney-eventyr-2/718 Hans Christian Andersen, og ikke Walt Disney,skrevet denne her klassisk eventyr in 1836. READ in ENGLISH / Læs på engelsk The Little Mermaid Den Lille Havfrue Del 1 | Del 2 | Del 3 | Del 4 | Del 5 . . Nu så den lille havfrue, at de var i fare, hun måtte selv tage sig ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dansk-til-engelsk-b%c3%b8rn-historie-overs%c3%a6ttelse-danish-english-children-translation/den-lille-havfrue-del-4-af-hans-christian-andersen-et-klassisk-dansk-ikke-disney-eventyr/717 This classic fairy tale was originally written in danish by Hans Christian Andersen in 1836, under then title, "Den lille Havfrue." It was then translated into "The Little Mermaid" by H. P. Paull (1872). Read in Danish / Læs på dansk The Little Mermaid Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/fairy-tales/the-little-mermaid-part-3-by-hans-christian-andersen-a-classic-danish-not-disney-fairy-tale-2/710 Hans Christian Andersen, og ikke Walt Disney,skrevet denne her klassisk eventyr in 1836. READ in ENGLISH / Læs på engelsk The Little Mermaid Den Lille Havfrue Del 1 | Del 2 | Del 3 | Del 4 | Del 5 . . Endelig var hun da de 15 år. "Se nu har vi dig fra hånden," sagde hendes ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dansk-til-engelsk-b%c3%b8rn-historie-overs%c3%a6ttelse-danish-english-children-translation/den-lille-havfrue-del-3-af-hans-christian-andersen-et-klassisk-dansk-ikke-disney-eventyr/704 This classic fairy tale was originally written in danish by Hans Christian Andersen in 1836, under then title, "Den lille Havfrue." It was then translated into "The Little Mermaid" by H. P. Paull (1872). Read in Danish / Læs på dansk The Little Mermaid Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/educational-stories/the-little-mermaid-part-3-by-hans-christian-andersen-a-classic-danish-not-disney-fairy-tale/670 Hans Christian Andersen, og ikke Walt Disney,skrevet denne her klassisk eventyr in 1836. READ in ENGLISH / Læs på engelsk The Little Mermaid Den Lille Havfrue Del 1 | Del 2 | Del 3 | Del 4 | Del 5 . . Da hun kom tilbage, havde hun hundrede ting at fortælle, men det dejligste, sagde hun, ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dansk-til-engelsk-b%c3%b8rn-historie-overs%c3%a6ttelse-danish-english-children-translation/den-lille-havfrue-del-2-af-hans-christian-andersen-et-klassisk-dansk-ikke-disney-eventyr/666 This classic fairy tale was originally written in danish by Hans Christian Andersen in 1836, under then title, "Den lille Havfrue." It was then translated into "The Little Mermaid" by H. P. Paull (1872). Read in Danish / Læs på dansk The Little Mermaid Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/fairy-tales/the-little-mermaid-hans-christian-andersen-classic-kid-danish-disney-havfrue-2/654 Hans Christian Andersen, og ikke Walt Disney,skrevet denne her klassisk eventyr in 1836. READ in ENGLISH / Læs på engelsk The Little Mermaid Den Lille Havfrue Del 1 | Del 2 | Del 3 | Del 4 | Del 5 . Langt ude i havet er vandet så blåt, som bladene på den dejligste kornblomst og så ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dansk-til-engelsk-b%c3%b8rn-historie-overs%c3%a6ttelse-danish-english-children-translation/den-lille-havfrue-del-1-af-hans-christian-andersen-et-klassisk-dansk-ikke-disney-eventyr/627 This classic fairy tale was originally written in danish by Hans Christian Andersen in 1836, under then title, "Den lille Havfrue." It was then translated into "The Little Mermaid" by H. P. Paull (1872). Read in Danish / Læs på dansk The Little Mermaid Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/fairy-tales/the-little-mermaid-hans-christian-andersen-classic-kid-danish-disney-havfrue/612 I love to draw great art, but sometimes it fun to connect-the-dots with digital crayons. Love to draw? Play SCRIBBLE! Do you want to see how good you are at scribbling? Then PLAY video GAME now! Have fun and enjoy lots of FREE video GAMES, -- Josie http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-art/love-to-draw-play-scribble-a-fun-free-educational-video-game/609 One of these pictures is not like the other. One of these pictures doesn't belong.5 things in these great pictures are not like the other.Can you guess what's different before this fun flash game is done? Test your vision! Play SPOT 5 DIFFERENCES Are you ready to test your eyes, mind, and observation skills? ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/educational-stories/test-your-vision-mind-eyes-play-spot-5-differences-fun-free-educational-flash-video-game/606 Nature is out of control, so help make the world a better place to live. Love flowers? Plant your own! The people are gone and the plants are growing wild. Are you up to the challenge of a Blooming Garden? PLAY video GAME now. Have fun and enjoy lots of FREE video ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/dreams-and-nightmares/help-save-the-planet-plant-a-flower-play-bloomin-garden-a-fun-free-educational-video-game/603 Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Josie... No, it's my BIRTHDAY! Okay daddy, if you say so... but please don't ruin this fun 8-years old birthday party for all the boys and girls. Just enjoy our great singing, dancing, recorder, and guitar music. Great children's stories and songs in this ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/happy-birthday-to-you-and-me-the-great-8-podcast-party-childrens-storytelling-podcast-episode-307-great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/572 No new story from me today, 'cause I'm working on a new children's book, yea! But don't miss out on all the wild fun, enjoy lots of children's stories, 500 and 1. Then add your own words to make the stories great, or listen to a classic storytelling podcast or find some art to color and create. You can even make a ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-books/writing-a-new-childrens-book-kids-wild-animals/544 Min far forbereder sig til sin Dansk eksamen, så han kan kun snakke Dansk... men du behover at ikke blive bange, jeg skal nok oversætte det hele. . My dad is getting ready for a test in Danish, so he can only talk Danish... but don't worry, I'll translate everything for you. ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/the-amazing-adventures-of-tickle-girl-in-english-and-br-og-i-dansk-kildepigens-utrolige-eventyr-br-children-b%c3%b8rn-podcast-episode-306/570 This podcast is so GROSS! I hope you like it. Great children's stories in this podcast: 1300 elephants make poop showers another great Magic World story The Angry Adventures of Tickle Girl and Grossy Josie a great, new super hero and villain The Star Wars tail without eyes (Star Wars halen uden øjne) Danish to English (translation) / ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/100-disgusting-judo-stories-childrens-storytelling-podcast-episode-305-great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/569 Are you ready to go to the dentist? My dad's going to see Nurse Cut-em-up, Doctor Cola, and Doctor Doom, but I like my dentist better, Dr. Not-Doom. Great children's stories in this podcast: Day 5: Josie at the dentist... wait, daddy at the dentist, oh no! a children's guide book to time travel The ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/life-stories/fun-dentist-doom-childrens-storytelling-podcast-episode-304-great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/568 Hey Kids, do you know what time it is?It's Crazy Time... oh yeah, it's story time too. Great children's stories in this podcast: to read or add-on to a story, just click story's link Day 4: It's Crazy Time (the dragon drove the prince to a volcano) a children's guide book to time travel Is an ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/are-you-ready-for-crazy-time-childrens-storytelling-podcast-episode-303-great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/567 One day, Baby Monster Lying King met a giraffe. Now, this was no ordinary giraffe. Giraffes are normally very peaceful animals, and all they do is eat leaves. But you know what this giraffe ate? Baby Monster Lying Kings. CHOMP! Have fun, -- the daddy http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/animal-stories/lying-king-meets-a-giraffe-daddys-bad-childrens-story/566 If you remember from our first children's story, Baby Monster Sunflower was very naughty, but Baby Monster Little Bird was very sweet. "No I wasn't!" shouted Baby Monster Sunflower. "Baby Monster Little Bird was very naughty, but I, Baby Monster Sunflower, was very sweet." "But Baby Monster Little Bird told her mom, MY MOM! that she was very ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/who-are-the-monsters/baby-monster-little-bird-and-sunflower-a-fun-playstation-ps3-singstar-adventure/565 The true story of a little girl's imaginary world. This is a very sad story. Waa - waa - waa. You see Cookie Street in Magic World is all cracked up. WAA - WAA! It's all broken. Sniffle - sniffle - sniffle. And all the chocolate chips in it are melted. And ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/food-stories/thats-the-way-the-cookie-street-crumbles-memories-from-magic-world-day-18/564 Great, new English children's stories!Friske nye danske børnehistorier! Great children's stories in this podcast: to read or add-on to a story, just click story's link Day 3: Interview with an Old Lady a children's guide book to time travel GREAT FRUIT! I'm a Grape and you're a Watermelon Once upon a time there was a princess (Der var ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/the-danish-american-princess-den-danske-amerikansk-prinsesse-childrens-storytelling-podcast-episode-302-great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/563 Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a castle with her stepmother. . Der var engang en prinsesse, som boede på et slot med sin stedmor. . What are you doing dad? Arrrrrrrr. Far. What am I doing? . Hvad laver du far? Arrrrrrrr. Dad! Hvad laver jeg? .And her stepmother was a ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/fairy-tales/der-var-engang-en-prinsesse-once-upon-a-time-there-was-a-princess-translation-story-game-dansk-engelsk/561 Once there was a little girl who was hungry. She decided to eat some fruit, so she she came to me -- the grape -- and opened her mouth. I said, "No, no. Do not eat me. Can't you see my eyes? Can you see me. Do not eat me." "Who's that? ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/silly-childrens-stories/great-fruit-i-am-a-grape-and-you-are-a-watermelon/560 Old Laaadee: I'm an old laaadee. Her Dad: What? Old Laaadee: I'm an old laaadee! Her Dad: I still can't hear you. Old Laaadee: I'm an old LAAADEEE!!! Her Dad: Oh, you're an old lady. Old Lady: Yes. Her Dad: Are you sure? You look a little moldy. Maybe you're just old bread? Old ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/space-science-stories/day-3-interview-with-an-old-lady-a-childrens-guide-book-to-time-travel/559 Well, this is a very quick story. CHOMP! Have fun, -- the daddy http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/who-are-the-monsters/lying-king-meets-a-whale-daddys-classic-childrens-story/558 Add on to this "And Then" story to see what happens next. "I am Baby Monster Sunflower ..." AND THEN "I am Baby Monster Little Bird, and I like to eat Sunflower seeds." Gobble, gobble, gobble. AND THEN "Well, I want some rain and some sun. Hey, where's Little Bird?" AND THEN "Well, I don't have any sun, but I ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/who-are-the-monsters/baby-monster-little-bird-and-sunflower-storytelling-game/557 The true story of a little girl's imaginary world. There is a Lollipop Road in Magic World where you can pick lollipops from the ground and eat them... as many as you want! -- lick, lick, lick -- No matter how many you take, -- lick, lick, lick -- a new one always grows in its place, -- lick, lick, ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/candy-stories/a-lick-down-lollypop-road-memories-from-magic-world-day-17/556 "We want to see, movies, movies. We want to see, movies, movies." That is what the movie says. The movie is alive... everyone runs away. But it is a princess movie, ahhh, they sit down again. But then it's a monster movie, aaaagggghhh, they all run away again. But then it is a fresh fruit story movie, mmmm, yummy...... "Um," says ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/silly-childrens-stories/the-fruit-movie-of-doom-the-greatest-kids-movie-for-grammy/555 Are you ready for another year of fun, new stories? Great children's stories in this podcast: to read or add-on to a story, just click story's link Day 1: How to build a time machine a children's guide book to time travel Day 2: Under the sea a children's guide book to time travel How does a ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/childrens-storytelling-podcast-season-3-episode-1great-stories-for-kids-and-their-families/554 I am apple standing in the shower ... Knock Knock Knock ... when a banana knocks on my door ... Knock Knock Knock ... but I'm singing, "La la la," so the banana knocks again ... Knock Knock Knock ... but I'm still singing, "La la la," so the banana knocks again... Knock Knock Knock ... and again... Knock Knock Knock ... ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/silly-childrens-stories/greatest-kids-knock-knocks-joke-how-does-a-banana-appeal-to-an-apple/553 My dad just gave me a time machine ... "No I didn't, it's still mine." ... as big as this house ... 'No it's not, it's just a little box." ... but I can't find any pictures ... "What about this one?" ... so I'm drawing one myself ... "Why can't I draw too?" ... of me swimming ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/collaborative-storytelling/day-2-under-the-sea-a-childrens-guide-book-to-time-travel/552 Last year, my seven-year-old daughter Josie said, "I want to invent a Time Machine with you, when I'm older, so we can spend more time together." So, now that's she's older... that's exactly what were going to do. We're going build a time machine together. Do you want to know how? Okay, first we find a ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-books/day-1-how-to-build-a-time-machine-a-childrens-guide-book-to-time-travel/550 Hello again,Sorry I've been gone so long. You want to know why? My dad and I've been busy: Finding a way to add an extra 12 hours into a day,Building a time machine so we can visit the past and explore the future together, orAdding new children's art from great artists around ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/l-mon-store-time-xyz-a-classic-hg-wells-time-machine-story-book-apology-an-extra-special-old-time-childrens-radio-show-podcast-season-2/549 It's the greatest holiday tradition! Santa Claus Conquers the Martianswhile My Baby Monsters re-play your favorite Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Flying Spaghetti Monster holiday music. Enhanced podcast not playing? Download Quicktime or iTunes (both free) Never miss an episode again The My Baby Monsters children's story sharing podcast is a family-friendly collaborative storytelling internet radio program for kids, ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-christmas-stories/classic-holiday-special-santa-claus-conquers-the-martians-with-new-holiday-music-a-classic-childrens-christmas-movie-without-the-memorable-film-an-extra-special-old-time-childrens-radio-show/548 Lyrics to "Jingle Bells" Christmas Carol sung by Skid Row Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-christmas-stories/jingle-bells-heavy-metal-christmas-carol-by-guest-artist-skid-row/547 "Santa Will Find You" Christmas song by Mindy Smith If you're far away on this holiday eve and you're dreaming of being at home. If you're worried at all that you may be forgotten you should know that you aren't alone. 'Cause you're there and you're shining bright like a beacon, bright as ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/childrens-christmas-stories/santa-will-find-you-country-christmas-song-by-guest-artist-mindy-smith/546 Would you like another piece of birthday cake? It's filled with fun children's stories and great kids' songs. Then get ready to sing and listen to part 2 of this special birthday podcast (or enjoy Part 1). The children's podcast was inspired by our upcoming children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for ... http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/podcasts/happy-birthday-to-you-kids-great-childrens-songs-music-stories-wild-alphabet-animal-story-enhanced-podcast-season-2-letters-h-i-j-k-2/545