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Musical Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain
when she comes.

Star Wars Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Art.
Art Who?
R2-D2.

Yucky Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Lovely Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you (I love you)

Sick Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

Scary Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Boo who? Why are you crying?

Crunchy Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it's cold out here!

Jar Jar Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes me, whois you?

Have fun,

– Josie

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  1. Storyteller Jojo the monkey (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

  2. Storyteller Jojo the monkey (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

  3. Storyteller Jojo the monkey (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

  4. Storyteller Jojo the monkey (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

  5. Storyteller Cindy-Lou Who (6 1/2) and her daddy (the nice Grinch) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    No, Cindy-Lou Who, that's who.

  6. Storyteller Cindy-Lou Who (6 1/2) and her daddy (the nice Grinch) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    No, no, no… it's Cindy-Lou Who.

  7. Storyteller Cindy-Lou Who (6 1/2) and her daddy (the nice Grinch) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Cindy-Lou Who, is that you?
    Yes.

  8. Storyteller Nichola 9 years old added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    Nichola
    Nichola who?
    Nichola… (and the rest is deleted by the dad, who does not want his daughter's identity revealed on the internet).

  9. Storyteller Taneshia Foster added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    nacho's

    Nacho's who?

    That joke was nach yo's so u need to put em back!

  10. Storyteller Lucca added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Boo
    Boo Who
    Oh please dont cry. Its only a joke!

  11. Storyteller emily 19 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    whoes there

    bug

    bug who

    bug out this joke wasnt for you

  12. Storyteller emily 19 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    whoes there

    YOU

    you who

    you are one good yodaler

  13. Storyteller clint added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    I am

  14. Storyteller Danny age 6 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Police

    Police who?

    Police open up, I need to use the bathroom!

  15. Storyteller Danny age 6 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Yosemite

    Yosemite who?

    Yo Sam its me!

  16. Storyteller Danny age 6 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Penny

    Penny who?

    Penny for your thoughts

  17. Storyteller Jaden added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Nobody

    Nobody Who?

    Nobody Who?

    Nobody Who?

    Hello, anyone there?

  18. Storyteller billy added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    billy
    billy who?
    u're a billy no mates so i shouldnt be speakin 2 u!!!!!!

  19. Storyteller Taneshia Foster added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    yodele
    yodele-who
    I didn't know that you could yodel

  20. Storyteller emilie added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    iris
    iris who?
    iris you were here

  21. Storyteller Monique added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Jamacain
    Jamacain who?
    Just open up all ready cause Jacmacain me crazy!!!!!!

  22. Storyteller matt cooper age 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    matt
    matt who
    not a door mat, your friend matt

  23. Storyteller Maggie 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    maggie
    maggie who
    maggie needs to go shopping, duh

  24. Storyteller Kindley added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Centipede
    Centipede who?
    Centipede on the christmas tree!

  25. Storyteller michael (7) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    cows go
    cows go who
    no silly cows go moo

  26. Storyteller Ben age 3 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    eyes
    eyes who
    eye's a ghost

  27. Storyteller emily added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Atch
    Atch Who?
    Bless you.

  28. Storyteller amaya age 7 added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK,
    WHO'S THERE
    ME
    ME WHO
    MEHYO

    BABY KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

  29. Storyteller Streety added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There
    Big Ish
    Big Ish Who?
    Not Today Thanks

  30. Storyteller Julie added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!

  31. Storyteller skyler 8 added to the children's story:

    knock! knock!
    who's there?
    interrupting cow
    interrupting……
    moo!

  32. Storyteller alyson 12 added to the children's story:

    knock knock!

    whos der?

    denton!

    denton who?

    denton do ur home work!!!

  33. Storyteller Jamie 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there?

    boo.

    boo who?

    Don't cry it's just a joke.

  34. Storyteller robert 6 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    tree
    tree who?
    tree's do not talk

  35. Storyteller Emily 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock…..
    whos there?
    smell mop.
    smell mop who?
    SMELL MY POO

  36. Storyteller kali 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there?
    doctor
    doctor who?
    you just said it

  37. Storyteller MICHAEL 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock.
    Whose there?
    Granny.
    Granny Who?

    Knock knock.
    Whose there?
    Granny.
    Granny Who?

    Knock knock.
    Whose there?
    Aunt.
    Aunt who?
    AUNT YOU GLAD THAT GRANNY'S GONE?

  38. Storyteller david 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    whos there

    spider

    spider who

    spiderman

  39. Storyteller Kelsey 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there

    hi

    hi who

    I didn't know you spoke Japenese!

  40. Storyteller p added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    whose there?

    red

    red who?

    are you glad, orange?

  41. Storyteller shaylie 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    boo
    boo who?
    dont cry it's just a joke.

  42. Storyteller KEIRRA added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce Who?
    Lettuce in! it's cold out here!

  43. Storyteller Erin 4 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    cow
    cow who?
    cows don't who, owls who, cows moo!

  44. Storyteller sean(9) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    (who's there)
    marry
    (marry who)
    you are getting marred I'll hook you up with someone

  45. Storyteller Bethany age 5 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knok
    Who's there?
    Bethany!
    Bethany who?
    I'm on the loo thats who !

  46. Storyteller Taneshia Foster added to the children's story:

    knock-knock

    who' there?
    interruping cow..

    interrup–
    MOOOO!!!

  47. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock-knock?
    whoes there?
    rock?
    rock who?
    rock and roll dudes!

  48. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Marry
    Marry Who?
    Don't Ask me, not my wedding

  49. Storyteller aaisa i'm 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock

    WHO'S THERE?

    Happy

    HAPPY WHO?

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  50. Storyteller trebor added to the children's story:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    It's clear.
    It's clear who?
    It's clear that you want to let me in

  51. Storyteller jasmine mendoza-9 added to the children's story:

    You farted during class,
    then you pooped in your pants,
    then you cooked the poop and then you ate it for dinner,
    then you said "YUMMMM!

  52. Storyteller hamnah added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you gonna unlock the door and let me in

  53. Storyteller Anbya added to the children's story:

    knock,knock
    who's there?
    ants
    ants who?
    you no who

  54. Storyteller yo momma added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    whos there?

    nacho

    nacho who?

    that is nacho cheese

  55. Storyteller jackie 14 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there?

    who

    who who?

    whoa, where did that owl come from?

  56. Storyteller jackie 14 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there?

    2 friends building a house together.

  57. Storyteller jackie 14 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there?

    yah

    yah who?

    why ya so happy??

  58. Storyteller sophia horne 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there? i i who i whos i already? i(which is me)

  59. Storyteller sophia horne 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there yahoo! whos yahoo? my internet

  60. Storyteller Lindsey added to the children's story:

    Who was the bear's 16th president?
    Abraham Bearington

  61. Storyteller sarah 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock! who's there? kanga! kanga who? NOO!!! its kanga ROO!

  62. Storyteller brittany(10) added to the children's story:

    who won out of the sink,tomato, letuce the letuce in first because it was a head,the sink in 2 because it was running, the tomato 3 because it was hanging

  63. Storyteller brittany(10) added to the children's story:

    knock knock who,s there music music who must you know?

  64. Storyteller Poop 13 added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    smellmup
    smellmupwho?
    haha lol
    get it?
    smell my poo?!

  65. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    smash!!!!! get it?

  66. Storyteller brittany 13 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    Isiach
    Isiach who
    Isiach call a doctor

  67. Storyteller Jadee added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Come in!!

  68. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock (who's there alvin)alvin who alvin a great time

  69. Storyteller jake added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there alma alma who alma not telling you

  70. Storyteller nate added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    moo
    moo who?
    i didn't know you were a cow!

  71. Storyteller meiqi 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock,"whos there"?nothing ."nothing who ?

  72. Storyteller meiqi 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock,whos there ?merry.merry who?merr had a little lamb!

  73. Storyteller meiqi 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock knock knock knock knock ,whos there?been.been who?ben knocking so long!

  74. Storyteller meiqi 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock.whos there?merry.merry who?merry chirstmas!

  75. Storyteller sofie 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    sofie
    sofie who
    sofie im punch u

  76. Storyteller KMA 7 added to the children's story:

    KNOW KNOW
    whos there
    COW GO
    cow go who
    COW DON'T WHO COW GO MOO

  77. Storyteller Rhiannon 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    You Just Said It

  78. Storyteller Rhiannon 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    annet
    annet who?
    a net curtain

  79. Storyteller Amanda added to the children's story:

    These are soooo hilarious, you will totally enjoy them!

  80. Storyteller Sydnie (9) added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Whos there.
    I eat mop.
    I eat mop who?
    LOL YOU EAT YO POO?

  81. Storyteller Tiger 8 added to the children's story:

    knock,knock
    who,s there
    Darry
    Darry who?
    Darry Are You A Owl???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????  ??????????????????????????

  82. Storyteller Tiger 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock,knock
    Who,s there
    who
    who who
    who who who

  83. Storyteller Tiger 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock,knock
    who,s there
    attack
    attack who
    where are the villans

  84. Storyteller Tiger 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock,knock
    who's there
    Roldalh Dolh
    the writer of "the twits"
    your sopposed to say Roldhal Dolh who
    oh,sorry

  85. Storyteller Tiger 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock,knock
    who's there
    kill
    kill who
    i dont know

  86. Storyteller Tiger 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock,knock
    who's there
    cows go
    cows go who
    cows dont go who they go moo

  87. Storyteller Mya 10 added to the children's story:

    I would like to tell you a joke about a pencil but it has no point!

  88. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning (gurgle)

  89. Storyteller ANDE 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    baa
    baa who?
    not baa who,baa baa black sheep have you any wool

  90. Storyteller ANDE 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    LooLoo
    LooLoo who?
    LooLoo please open the door before I wee on the doorstep!

  91. Storyteller Rachel 14 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    Hey.
    Hey who
    Hey babe

  92. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there cow cow who no owels go who cows go moo

  93. Storyteller gary 12 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    hey
    hey who
    hey buddy( buddy is the one im telling the joke
    to)

  94. Storyteller hollie 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    hollie
    hollie who
    hollie not holy

  95. Storyteller hollie 9 added to the children's story:

    beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  96. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there doctor doctor who

  97. Storyteller nolan 13 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    cow
    cow who
    owls say hooo cows go mooo

  98. Storyteller alec 10 added to the children's story:

    knok knok
    whos there?
    sivilwar
    sivil war who?
    sivilwar ang tunay na mahirap
    sivil war ang tunay na mayanam

  99. Storyteller tori age 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    intrupting cow
    interupting—
    MOO!

  100. Storyteller tori age 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    areyoudeaf
    areyoudeaf who?
    ARE YOU DEAF!!!!!!!!!

  101. Storyteller tori age 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    3 maybe 4…
    3 maybe 4 who?
    maybe 5…

  102. Storyteller jonny 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there orandge orange who i dint say orange i said pnnana

  103. Storyteller michi 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    apple
    apple who
    i am going to eat you silly apple

  104. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    cooc
    coocoo

  105. Storyteller giannicampbell 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there pizza pizza who can I have a pizza cake?

  106. Storyteller AMDK IO added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Not you

  107. Storyteller Abigail added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    You.
    You who?
    Yoohoo

  108. Storyteller Kathleen added to the children's story:

    Why are the ducks quacking?

    Because I'm quacking up!!

  109. Storyteller Abigail added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Amanda
    Amanda who?
    A man duh

  110. Storyteller Abigail added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    I'm just in time.

  111. Storyteller Kathleen added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Tennessee.
    Tennessee who?
    Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.

  112. Storyteller Abigail added to the children's story:

    What does a cow read at bedtime?
    Dairy-tales.

  113. Storyteller jayson (17) added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    whos there
    any
    any who?
    well that was rude!!

  114. Storyteller 6 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there ? barbie barbie who? bar-b-q

  115. Storyteller juliana 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there? tode tode how you to keep out over the ruff

  116. Storyteller Kristian 10 added to the children's story:

    knok knok
    who's there?
    tuna fish
    tuna fish who?
    you can tune a piano but you can not tuna fish

  117. Storyteller James 34 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Come in

  118. Storyteller James added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    Whos there
    No1 just me

  119. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there?

    docter

    docter who?

    how'd u guess?

  120. Storyteller paggle rumbum 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    amanda
    amanda amanda whats the second name
    hugankiss
    amanda hugankiss

  121. Storyteller dhf added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There
    Interrupting cow
    Interrupti-
    MOO!!!!!!!!

  122. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Sorta

    Serta who?

    Your sorta weird

  123. Storyteller 19 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whose there h h who bless u

  124. Storyteller the beast added to the children's story:

    kock knock whose there woo woo who having fun

  125. Storyteller Hi added to the children's story:

    two men was walking away from a war(because one man got shot in his leg).then one men collapsed, and the other man looked at him, but his eyes were gloomy, and he looked like he was dead, but he wasnt. so the one man called the cops. and he said" MY FRIEND IS DEAD, I NEED HELP!!" then the operator said "Okay Okay, calm down first lets make sure he is dead." then the one man said "okay hold on", and then the operator heard a gun shot. and then the one man said "okay now what?…………….

  126. Storyteller Hi added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there?
    you
    you who?
    YOUHOO over here!!!

  127. Storyteller hi added to the children's story:

    a lady walks into a bus with her baby, and the bus driver said "eww thats an ugly baby, ugh!"
    then the lady walks away and sits down next to this man, and has a mad face, then the man said"whats wrong" she said" that man just insulted my aby, the man said "you know what?, go tell the man off!, and ill hold the monkey while ur gone.

  128. Storyteller hi added to the children's story:

    How do monkeys get down the stairs?

    They slide down the banana-ster

  129. Storyteller Emily 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there?
    Luke
    Luke who
    Luke through the hole and you'll find out

  130. Storyteller Aamir added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock.
    Who is there?
    Justin.
    Justin Who?
    Justin time for the toilet.

  131. Storyteller aham added to the children's story:

    Knock Kock.
    Whos There?
    here.
    here who?
    here the looooooooooooooooo!

  132. Storyteller Carla 9 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Mind
    Mind Who?
    Mind your own buissnes!

  133. Storyteller Limidimi Likota added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    I ate mop
    I ate mop who
    You ate your poo?!!?

  134. Storyteller yo added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    doctor
    doctor who?
    you just said it

  135. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    raddowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pips

  136. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there sorta
    sorta who
    sorta weird

  137. Storyteller sam 10 added to the children's story:

    i dont have a joke

  138. Storyteller courtneykate9 added to the children's story:

    nock nock

    hows there
    betty

    bettty how

    betty bowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………………

  139. Storyteller Fredrick 7 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    whos there?
    me
    me who?
    you dont know who you are?

    BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

  140. Storyteller Alliana added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock?
    (Who's there?)
    Ache
    {Ache who?)
    God Bless You!

  141. Storyteller ytdku 29 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there

    who

    who who

    no who is at the door

    (another ancer, is is there an owl in here)

  142. Storyteller ed 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there 1 door 1 door who? 1 door women

  143. Storyteller geneen meyers 12 added to the children's story:

    Knock, Knock
    Whose there?
    Justine
    Justine who?
    Justine time for lunch

  144. Storyteller Geneen Meyers 12 years old added to the children's story:

    Knock, knock
    Whose there?
    River boat
    River boat who?
    River boat young when I first saw you

  145. Storyteller Hunter 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    old lady
    old lady who?
    old lady old lady old lehehu

  146. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    What did the female magnet say to the male magnet……. Im atracted to you

  147. Storyteller Hunter 10 added to the children's story:

    what did the pen say to the pencil….. I get your point

  148. Storyteller michael 36 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Inpatient cow
    Inpatient ((Patient telling joke interupts with MOOOOOOOO)))) cow who

    This is a good one

  149. Storyteller don mcsee added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who`s there?
    lettuce
    lettuce who?
    let us in here where freezing

  150. Storyteller louise mcculey 11 years added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whosthere
    bear
    bear who bear bum
    bear said ooh dont ;show your
    bear bum

  151. Storyteller louise mcculey 11 years added to the children's story:

    how long are yu ment to keep achicken in
    the frige for oh no i put one
    in and it died
    aaaaah heehe

  152. Storyteller louise mcculey 11 years added to the children's story:

    docter docter
    i fell like a pack of cards
    ill deal you out later

  153. Storyteller louise mcculey 11 years added to the children's story:

    were does cows go to on a
    saturday to the
    momomomomomovies

  154. Storyteller keels added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there? i eat mop i eat mopwho

  155. Storyteller keels added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there? knock knock who's there? knock knock who's there (knock knock is who's there but people don't know that go on forever till they quit)

  156. Storyteller keels added to the children's story:

    what starts with t is full of t and ends with t? A TEAPOT

  157. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    fish

  158. Storyteller 16 added to the children's story:

    Many men, many many many men, wish death upon me i dont cry no more dont look to the sky no more just pee in the grass

  159. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    the end peace out homes!

  160. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    its elliott, why do i have to ask a knock knock joke to you?

  161. Storyteller Smizzel added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    sam
    sam who?
    samwich :D

  162. Storyteller Smizzel added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    Clinton
    Clinton who
    clinton who is lame at telling knock knock jokes :D

  163. Storyteller Basher added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Basher
    Basher who
    Basher hernandez that's who

  164. Storyteller Basher added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Horton
    Horton who
    Horton hears a who

  165. Storyteller Basher added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Choco
    Choco who
    Choco your late
    (take out your and see what word you get)

  166. Storyteller Basher added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Owls
    Owls who
    Yea That's right owls who

  167. Storyteller steven 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who`s there
    you
    you who?
    you must be calling a girl

  168. Storyteller steven 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who`s there
    freeze
    freeze who?
    stop talking if you do not want to be shot by
    nerf

  169. Storyteller nurul huda 9 years added to the children's story:

    knock knock. who's there? witches. witches who? witches the way to go home?

  170. Storyteller Hello World added to the children's story:

    What do you get if you cross a story and a pharmacy?

    Puss in boots

    Knock Knock
    (Who is there.)
    I am
    (I am who??)
    Geez have you got Amnesia? Your(Your friends name.)

  171. Storyteller Hello World added to the children's story:

    Hello
    Hello who
    Hello Who who
    Hello Who Who Who

  172. Storyteller elijah age 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    banna
    banna how
    banna split

  173. Storyteller Natalie 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    yah
    Yahoo!!!

  174. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Tt games is awsome!

  175. Storyteller Jaylin(7) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Duck
    Duck Who?
    (Softly smack your buddies head)
    I told you to duck!

  176. Storyteller Jaylin(7) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Ivan
    Ivan who?
    I vant to suck your blood

  177. Storyteller Jaylin(7) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    WHO'S THERE
    JOE
    JOE WHO
    JOE MAMA

  178. Storyteller Daniea Ruiz 9 added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK!!!
    WHO'S THERE?
    YOU.
    YOU WHO?
    YO DA LE HEE HOO

  179. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Which monster is the best dancer??
    The Boogie Man!

  180. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Whats the difference between a Villian and a Super Villian?
    A villian goes to the grocery store and a super villian goes to the super market!

  181. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    What does a surfer man do on the computer?
    HE SURFS THE WEB

  182. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    What is the richest kind of air?
    A BILLIONAIRE!

  183. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy the wind blows the cradle will rock.

  184. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Mary Lee.
    Mary Lee who?
    Mary Lee we Roll along!

  185. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock ! Knock !
    Who's there?
    Anna.
    Anna who?
    Anna other Easter Bunnie!

  186. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock ! Knock !
    Who's there?
    Woo.
    Woo who?
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL EXCITED ITS JUST A JOKE!

  187. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful Knock knock jokes!

  188. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ali.
    Ali who?
    Alittle old man can't reach the doorknob!

  189. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock ! Knock !
    Who's there?
    Bah.
    Bah who?
    Wow you sound half sheep,half owl and your crying! Should you see the doctor?

  190. Storyteller Jada8 added to the children's story:

    There was two crisp walking down the street and a man in a car and says "would you like a ride?"
    "no thanks."
    "why?"
    " 'cause we're walker crisp!!!"
    LOL (laugh out loud)

  191. Storyteller Jada8 added to the children's story:

    Who's green and eats porrige?
    Moldylocks
    LOL (laugh out loud)

  192. Storyteller Jada8 added to the children's story:

    What did the tiger to the lion about the cheater?

    "He's running all over the place"
    LOL (LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!)

  193. Storyteller Jada8 added to the children's story:

    Who reads the most books ever?

    Matilda

    LOL (laugh out loud)

  194. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in and you'll find out!

  195. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Toby.
    Toby who?
    Toby or to be not!

  196. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Thisle.
    Thisle who?
    Thisle hold till dinner's ready.
    (this you'll hold till dinner's ready)

  197. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Butch Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
    Butch you're arm around me, Jimmy a kiss, and lets Joe places!

  198. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock !
    Who's there?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    IVAN TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

  199. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Thedore.
    Thedore who?
    Thedore won't open!Its stuck!

  200. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    CARGO! HONK! HONK!

  201. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a hamburger, i'm starving.

  202. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Icon.
    Icon who?
    Icon tell you another Knock knock joke, do you want me to?

  203. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock !
    Who's there?
    Dime.
    Dime who?
    Dime to tell another knock knock joke!

  204. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    I used.
    I used who?
    I used to be able to use the doorknob, but know i can't!

  205. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Vitamin.
    Vitamin who?
    Vitamin for a party!

  206. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Get off.
    Get off who?
    Get off the computer!

  207. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Never.
    Never who?
    Never mind….. :C

  208. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Closure.
    Closure who?
    Closure mouth when your eating!

  209. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Argue.
    Argue Who?
    Argue going to let me in or ya keep me in freezin' cold?

  210. Storyteller Brooke 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Radio.
    Radio Who?
    Radio not, here i come!

  211. Storyteller rubz n bubz added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    smell mop
    smell mopwho…(smell mopooh)
    yuck I don't want to smell your pooh!

  212. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Will you no me in 2011,yes/no, knock knock,who's there,you don't no me

  213. Storyteller Cassie .m.8 1/3 added to the children's story:

    Why did the chicken cross the road to pooh

  214. Storyteller colby (9) added to the children's story:

    knock knock

  215. Storyteller juan s added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there boo boo who you dont have to cry about it

  216. Storyteller zabrina 12 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there ?
    doughnut
    doughnut who?
    doughnut open your presents untillchristmas day lol

  217. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Sleep well
    Sleep well who?
    Sleep wel to

  218. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Love
    Love who?
    Love you

  219. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Anonymous
    Anonymous who?
    I say anonymous because i can't tell you

  220. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    BAM
    BAM who?
    Bamboo

  221. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Can't
    Can't who?
    Can't say

  222. Storyteller Jameel Age 9 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Booo!
    Booo! who?
    Why are you not scared

  223. Storyteller olivia 9 added to the children's story:

    will you remember me in a year?yes. will you remember me in a month? yes. will you remember me in a week?yeah. will you remember me in a day? yes. will you remember me in a minute? yes.in a second? yeah.knock knock. who's there? i thought you said you would remember me!??!

  224. Storyteller olivia 9 added to the children's story:

    knock,knock.
    who's there?
    yoda
    yoda who?
    yoda little green man from space!! :)

  225. Storyteller olivia 9 added to the children's story:

    these are really good jokes you guys :D

  226. Storyteller dez added to the children's story:

    knock
    knock
    who's there?
    enterrupting dog
    interrupting-
    WUFFF!!!!!

  227. Storyteller dez added to the children's story:

    knock
    knock
    who's there
    utch
    utch who
    utchoo i made u sneeze

  228. Storyteller dez added to the children's story:

    knock
    knock
    who's there
    yoda
    yoda who
    YODALAEHEHOOO!!!!!!!

  229. Storyteller morgan 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    irish stew
    irish stew who
    irish stew in the name of the law
    !

  230. Storyteller kendell 9 added to the children's story:

    knok knok (how there) me (me who)me and you go to the shops

  231. Storyteller simone 20 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    blind
    blind who?
    blind as a bat.

  232. Storyteller Rockell 8 added to the children's story:

    why r pianos so good at opening doors?

    they have all different kinds of keys.

    Knock Knock!
    who's there?
    ya!
    ya who?
    that is a internt wedsite.

  233. Storyteller Daniel 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    who is there?
    spell
    spell who?
    Ok W.h.o

  234. Storyteller Danny 10, Mia 14, Stephanie 12 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    who is there
    orange
    orange who
    (say this stanza 5 or more times)

    Knock knock
    who is there
    lemon
    lemon who
    lemon know when you want me to stop saying orange

  235. Storyteller pete fry added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Mickey
    Mickey who?
    Give me my key!

  236. Storyteller Madelyn13 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    hoo
    hoo who?
    Is there an owl in here?

  237. Storyteller ranjedga added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    wood
    wood who?
    wood you laugh a little am trying to tell a joke here

  238. Storyteller ranjedga added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    Irish stew
    Irish stew who
    i aresht u in ze name of ze law

  239. Storyteller ranjedga added to the children's story:

    hey dude spell icup
    I.C.U.P
    what! you see me pee

  240. Storyteller ranjedga added to the children's story:

    what school does the tallest teenager go to

    i dont know

    a high school

  241. Storyteller ranjedga added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    rajedga
    rajedga who
    rajedga has left the building [for now?]

  242. Storyteller Turk added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    I ate ap

    I ate a pwho(poo)

    Your disgusting

  243. Storyteller hannah11 added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO THERE
    LOVE
    LOVE WHO
    I LOVE YOU

  244. Storyteller hannah11 added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO THERE
    CAT AND DAD
    CAT AND DOG WHO
    IT RAINING CAT AND DOG

  245. Storyteller Meir age 14 added to the children's story:

    Want to here a cheesy joke

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Chees get it

  246. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    nock nock whos there acho acho who acho that is who

  247. Storyteller jokes 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who's there

    like

    like who

    im not sure about you but i like you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  248. Storyteller Nicholas 13 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there
    Shamp
    Shamp who
    That's what I use for my hair

  249. Storyteller Talya 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    teacher
    teacher who
    have you done your homework
    ha ha ha ha

  250. Storyteller Talya 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    rain
    rain who
    rain drops are falling on my head…….

  251. Storyteller Caetano 7 added to the children's story:

    Why did the man cross the road? Because the chicken was waiting!

  252. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    KNOCKKNOCK
    WHOS THERE BARBIE BARBIE WHO BARBIEQ

  253. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    docter
    docter who

  254. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    your so fat when you go to school you sit next everyone

  255. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    i love docter
    i love docter who

  256. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    ur mums so old there was no history when she was
    born

  257. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    your glasses are so thik you can tell the futrer

  258. Storyteller naruto 1323 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    hide
    hide who
    hide your mama,son,and your grandoghter cause im comming

  259. Storyteller Isaac `11 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock

  260. Storyteller kendall added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Police
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awesome jokes!

  261. Storyteller alanah age 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock who s there bee bee who bee a dear and get me a soda

  262. Storyteller Timothy added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who there?
    Ya
    Ya who?
    Yahoo

  263. Storyteller Timothy added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who there?
    I
    I who?
    Eyebrowns

  264. Storyteller Timothy added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who there?
    the sun
    the sun who?
    sunny D

  265. Storyteller kaylee 5 added to the children's story:

    knock knockk
    who's there
    kaylee
    kaylee who?
    kaylee raeann!

  266. Storyteller raeann 4 added to the children's story:

    what does a duck eat for a snack cheese and quackers?

  267. Storyteller sinja19 added to the children's story:

    where does a goose go

    in to quack room

  268. Storyteller Daenne added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    who?
    Horton
    Horton who?
    No, Horton Hears A Who.
    Silly name of a Movie and
    I'm an Elephant, not a Who.

  269. Storyteller rachel (10) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who`s there?
    scot
    scot who?
    scot`s nothing to do with you!

  270. Storyteller gary 8 added to the children's story:

    did you hear agout the fight in the buiscuit tin?

    the penquin hit the custard cream with a club,the bourbon said timeout, then they had a breakaway in a taxi.

  271. Storyteller noor 8 added to the children's story:

    i like my poogis it is nice i eat all of them

  272. Storyteller noor 8 added to the children's story:

    nock nock
    who there
    none
    none who
    none of your bisnes

  273. Storyteller noor 8 added to the children's story:

    checen
    who
    bome checen

  274. Storyteller CBMBH 11 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cheese!
    Cheese who?
    Cheese a cute girl!

  275. Storyteller Dayton age 9 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock…

    Who's There?

    Roho

    Roho who?

    Not Roho the color red, It's me Roho silly!!!

  276. Storyteller Dayton age 9 added to the children's story:

    I bet I can macke u say purple.

    What is the 3 colors of the American Flag?

    Red,Whit,Blue

    I Told u I could macke u say Blue.

    Ho I Thought u said purple.

    /

  277. Storyteller Dayton age 9 added to the children's story:

    See, I told you I could make you say purple.

  278. Storyteller Dayton age 9 added to the children's story:

    It is Knock KNOCK

    WHO'S THERE

    THE SUN

    THE SUN WHO

    It you'r son

    Timothy

  279. Storyteller Julia(34) added to the children's story:

    ~Knock Knock
    ~Who's there?
    ~Scanner
    ~Scanner Who?
    ~Scanner your peephole and you'll figure it out.

  280. Storyteller Julia(34) added to the children's story:

    ~Knock knock
    ~Who's there?
    ~A dead man.
    ~A dead man who?
    ~Really?You think a dead man is knocking at your door?

  281. Storyteller Michael(7) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting Cat
    Interrupting Cat who?
    MEOW!

  282. Storyteller Kayla added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There
    noucho who
    not your cheese

  283. Storyteller shyla 10 added to the children's story:

    Knck knck whos there apple pie apple pie who im going to shove it in your face.

    knck knck whos there ghost ghost who im going to eat you.
    knck knck whos there baby baby who did you put the baby in his crib no im going to kill you.
    knck knck whos there baby baby who i kill you.

  284. Storyteller shyla 10 added to the children's story:

    knck knck whos there pig pig who you are a old pig you little brat.

    THANK yOU.

  285. Storyteller edaurd khil added to the children's story:

    trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol ololo hohohohohohohohoho JOKE;knock knock
    who's there troll say hello in spanish
    ola [just to let you know its actually hola]

  286. Storyteller ben 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    ben
    ben who
    ben 10
    get it ben aged 10
    yeah haha

  287. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    why was six scared of seven
    because seven eight nine

  288. Storyteller Caleb added to the children's story:

    why did the the flower wear sunglasses?

    it wanted to be cool for the sunflower

  289. Storyteller K (8) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Timmy
    Timmy who?
    Timmy come down off the roof!

  290. Storyteller K (8) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    R U
    R U who?
    R U serious? These jokes stink!

  291. Storyteller Nathan added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Your mom!!!!!!!!!!!

  292. Storyteller Nathan added to the children's story:

    I know a great knock knock joke but you have to start.

    Knock knock….

    ??????????????????????

  293. Storyteller K (8) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    momma
    momma who?
    momma is better than yourma

  294. Storyteller Nathan added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    who's there?
    hey kids.
    hey kids who?
    hey kids u spell knock k-n-o-c-k

  295. Storyteller priynka added to the children's story:

    will you remember me forever?
    yes
    every minute
    yes
    every second
    yes

    knock knock
    who's there
    ummmm you forgot me so soon (That you asked who's there.

  296. Storyteller K (8) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    how's there?
    monster
    monster who?
    monster poo!!!!!!!!!!!

  297. Storyteller K (8) added to the children's story:

    hey people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    what???????????????????????
    let me in so I don't knock knock again!!!!!!

  298. Storyteller nathan added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there?
    my butt.
    my butt who?
    no.non.no. MY butt NOT yours

  299. Storyteller Zoe-Rose added to the children's story:

    hihihihihihi
    knock knock
    my name is too

  300. Storyteller Zoe-Rose added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    it is me
    ok then come on in if you really want

  301. Storyteller 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    zoo
    zoo who
    zoo-wee-mama

  302. Storyteller jaxity added to the children's story:

    why are there sheeps in the barbershop?
    because its a babababa shop hahah

  303. Storyteller jaxity added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    mary
    mary who
    marry me

  304. Storyteller jaxity added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    yo
    yo who
    yo fat

  305. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    whos there?
    who
    who who?
    i cant speak owl can you?

  306. Storyteller carlie 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock.
    Whos there?
    What are you talkin about it's me!
    What do you mean, I don't remember?
    Um duh I'm your freind!
    Oh lets try this again.
    Knock knock.
    Whos there?
    Is it you?
    Yes but you messed it up again!!!
    KNOCK KNOCK!
    Wow!Ok, whos there.
    FRANK.
    Calm down now! Frank who.
    Frank you for being my friend and letting me in.

  307. Storyteller ally added to the children's story:

    the avon lady

  308. Storyteller yukta (10) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there little old lady
    little old lady who
    little old lady (yowdilay) x3
    you know your granny

  309. Storyteller yukta (10) added to the children's story:

    what did the sea say to the whale
    nothing it just waved

  310. Storyteller Jorrdan added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    cows go
    cows go who
    cows go moo not who

  311. Storyteller Anuk added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Kelsey!
    Kelsey who?
    KELSEY MOOOO!

  312. Storyteller sek koh sam added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there!
    Daisy!
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin' they hatin'!

  313. Storyteller lola 10 added to the children's story:

    what is the diffrence bettween a train and a teacher a teacher says spit out your gum and atrain says spit out your gum

  314. Storyteller mojo added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    ipe
    ipe who
    i poo

  315. Storyteller Steve added to the children's story:

    -old tv show- Marcus Welby, MD.

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Marcus Welby
    Marcus Welby who?
    Marcus Welby cause we need to pass.

  316. Storyteller Steve added to the children's story:

    Joey- Mom, I et seven pancakes!
    Mom- You mean 'eight'.
    Joey- 0h, maybe it was eight that I et!

  317. Storyteller Dawn added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Wooden
    Wooden who?
    Wooden you like to go out with me?

  318. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    larry
    larry who
    larry the octopus
    your an octopus
    duh
    this isn't funny
    well I'm a hairy 11 legged octopus
    hahahahahaha

  319. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    hahahahahahahahahaha the above joke is the BEST! ^^^

  320. Storyteller edithe 12 added to the children's story:

    knock,knock

  321. Storyteller ghaf added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    who's there
    a person
    a person who
    a person alive just like you

  322. Storyteller abby 9 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    brittney spears.
    brittney spears who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's There?
    Brittney spears.
    brittney spears who?
    Oops I did it again.

  323. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    ya
    yaw who
    .com

  324. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whose there
    boowho
    stop crying

  325. Storyteller Whitanie 9 added to the children's story:

    knock,knock who's there pear pear who pear up with me (pair up with me).

  326. Storyteller Jack (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos their?
    i lost in chess against
    i lost in chess against who?
    i lost in chess against you thats who!

  327. Storyteller Jack (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos their
    Knock Knock
    Knock Knock who?
    LET ME IN ALREADY I HAVE KNOCKED 4 TIMES

  328. Storyteller Jack (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos their
    Im Rude
    Im Rude who?
    show some manners stop being so rude

  329. Storyteller Jack (10) added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Whos their?
    Knock Knock
    Knock Knock who?
    stop repeating everything i say and adding Who on the end

  330. Storyteller ore added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Trophy
    Trophy who?
    Trophy I won a tornament!

  331. Storyteller ore added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    Sword fish
    Sword fish who?
    I will stab you with with my fish sword

  332. Storyteller ahmed added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there? fish fish who? fish hook the show

  333. Storyteller jordan added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    whos there

    doctor

    doctor who

    there you go again about doctor who

  334. Storyteller scarlett (9) added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHO'S THERE

    DAISY THE INTERRUPTING COW

    DAISY THE INTER -

    MOOOOOO

  335. Storyteller scarlett (9) added to the children's story:

    YOU : I HAVE THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKE EVER BUT YOU HAVE TO START IT

    FRIEND:KNOCK KNOCK

    YOU : WHO'S THERE

    FRIEND : EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

  336. Storyteller scarlett (9) added to the children's story:

    I LOVE JOKES

  337. Storyteller Sklyer added to the children's story:

    Were do movie stars go camping? Hollwood

  338. Storyteller REUBEN (10) added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK:

    Knock knock who's there?
    Ipe
    Ipe who? (I poo?)
    Ieew that's disgusting ….

  339. Storyteller REUBEN (10) added to the children's story:

    ELEPHANT JOKE

    How did the elephant hide in the apple tree?

    It painted its toenails red.

    How did Tarzan die?

    Picking apples.

    Why did the elephant have blood on its foot?

    Because it squashed Tarzan.

  340. Storyteller kira age 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    boo!
    boo who?
    it's only a joke you do not have to cry!!!

    By Kira age 9

  341. Storyteller Leah added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Lips
    Lips who?
    Ewww dont kiss me

  342. Storyteller Leah 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    Whos there banana
    banana who?
    knock knock
    whos there?
    banana
    banana who?
    knock knock whos there?
    banana
    banana who?
    knock knock
    whos there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange yah glad i didnt say banana agen :D

  343. Storyteller rosella 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock who's there banana banana who banana pants you. Knock knock who's there shut shut who shut up

  344. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock-knock
    whos there
    knock-knock
    whos there!
    knock-knock
    whos there!!
    knock-knock
    whos there!!!!!!!!!
    why are you screaming at me wahhhhhh!!!

  345. Storyteller eman (10) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    sushi
    sushi who
    i dont like sushi, goodbye!

  346. Storyteller eman (10) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    shelby
    shelby who
    shelby riding on her broomstick when she comes
    shelby riding on her broomstick when she comes
    shelby riding on her broomstick
    shelby riding on her broomstick
    shelby riding on her broomstick when she comes
    (witch style)

  347. Storyteller eman (10) added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    broken
    broken who
    this joooke iss broken broken broken broken broken

  348. Storyteller Haidn 10 added to the children's story:

    Why can't the the teletubies only go to the toilet at once? Becuase the've only got one tinki-winki.

  349. Storyteller katlynn 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    ken
    ken who
    ken you come out and play (can you…)

  350. Storyteller katlynn 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    orange
    orange who
    orange you glad to see me

  351. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    butter
    butter who
    peanut butter

  352. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    where did cow go every saturdays night?
    to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOO-vies

  353. Storyteller mary added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    mary
    mary who
    mary christmas

  354. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    kock knock
    who there
    person person who
    person a live just like you

  355. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who there
    never
    never who
    never mind!!!

  356. Storyteller jinsi 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    who there

    teacher who

    teacher who eats a chair

  357. Storyteller bethany 7 added to the children's story:

    how do wake lady gaga up

    poka face

  358. Storyteller life23 added to the children's story:

    knock knock,whos there?me.me who?you what?you me?yes you.im confused….

  359. Storyteller taco12 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there?boo,boo who?what did i do????

  360. Storyteller taco12 added to the children's story:

    knock knock. whos there? orange orange who? orange you glad i didnt give you the silent treatment?

  361. Storyteller stasia 8 added to the children's story:

    Knok knok jokes. I just started figurisng out the knok knok jokes. Silly hah. One of my favorites is knok knok whos there apple apple who applecation is due tomorrow before we leave this buildings

  362. Storyteller leah added to the children's story:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  363. Storyteller leah added to the children's story:

    knok

    whos there

    leah
    leah who
    leah me silly

  364. Storyteller leah added to the children's story:

    one day i went to school

  365. Storyteller leah added to the children's story:

    how do you wake lady ga ga up poke her face

  366. Storyteller ellie added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    dishes
    dishes who?
    dishes a bad joke

  367. Storyteller daisy 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    chicken
    chicken who?
    have you lade your eggs yet?

  368. Storyteller ronnie 7 added to the children's story:

    why did the toilet roll down the botten?
    to wipe your botten?

  369. Storyteller daisy 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock!
    who's there?
    flower
    flower who?
    come on then,grow!

  370. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    what do you call a pig that does karate?
    pork chop

  371. Storyteller Not Telling added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    "Who's there?"
    Kill
    "Kill who"
    The Enemy

    "Oh yeah!"

  372. Storyteller Not Telling added to the children's story:

    Glad to be drunk
    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

    Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

    "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

    Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

  373. Storyteller Not Telling added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock,
    "Who's there?"
    Drunk man with a knife, darling
    "Don't let him in, he'll kill us!"

    Dead wife replies: He already killed me!

  374. Storyteller Not Telling added to the children's story:

    Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

    Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

    The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

    Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
    "Hmm," says the Doctor,

    He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

    The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

    "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

    (The doctor can obviously smell and hear them!! YUCK!!

  375. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos
    there
    cows go
    cogs go who
    cows go moo not who

  376. Storyteller onna added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    onna
    onna who
    dont you know it is karaty

  377. Storyteller onna added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    onna
    onna who
    dont you know onna ju jitsu

  378. Storyteller orange added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    banana
    banana who
    banana
    orange
    orange who
    you are glad i dident say banana again

  379. Storyteller cows added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    cows
    cows who
    cows go moo not who

  380. Storyteller diana 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos There ?
    justin
    justin who ?
    justin time for dinner

  381. Storyteller diana 9 added to the children's story:

    I love jokes

  382. Storyteller Carissa added to the children's story:

    Will you know my name in a year?
    Yes.
    Will you know my name in 12 years?
    Yes.
    Will you know my name in 17 years?
    Yes.
    Will you know my name in 100 years?
    Yes.
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    LOOK, YOU FORGOT MY NAME!

  383. Storyteller Rachel added to the children's story:

    Two monkeys got in a bath.one said owowow ahahah the other said well put some cold in then

  384. Storyteller PURPLE DROGON 1999 added to the children's story:

    THERES THREE MEN ON A DESSERT ISLAND THEY BROKEN DOWN WHITH A TRUCK SO THEY TOKE PARTS OF THE TRUCK THE 1ST MAN TAKES THE SEATS IF HE NEEDED TO SIT DOWN THE 2AND MAN TAKES THE BONIT FOR THE SHADE THE 3RD MAN TAKES THE WINDOW JUST IN CASE HE GETS WARM HE CAN PULL DOWN THE WINDOW

  385. Storyteller Lauren 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    64
    64 who
    64 people you know!!!!!!!

  386. Storyteller Lauren 9 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    katey
    katey who
    katey perry

  387. Storyteller jordan 7 added to the children's story:

    why is six afrade of seven?because seven eit nine

  388. Storyteller michelle 12 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    me
    me who
    you dont know who you are!!

  389. Storyteller viridiana12 added to the children's story:

    hi

  390. Storyteller viridiana12 added to the children's story:

    thats funny michelle

  391. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    why coudnt the skeleton crose the road because he didnt have the guts to do it

  392. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    what did the hamburger say to the pickle your
    delcious

  393. Storyteller children helper added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    banana
    banana who
    banana eat me or i eat you

  394. Storyteller children helper added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    batman
    batman who
    batman dark night rise now you know i hope so

  395. Storyteller children helper added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    bin
    bin who
    bin weevils dont you know

  396. Storyteller children helper added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    apple who
    apple i am green ant i

  397. Storyteller children helper added to the children's story:

    why did the star turn off
    becuse enamys were coming

  398. Storyteller children helper added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    criket bat
    criket bat who
    criket bat i am going to hit it on you

  399. Storyteller Kaitlyn 9 added to the children's story:

    Nick nock
    Who's there
    Boo
    Boo who
    Oh don't cry it's just a joke

  400. Storyteller kelsey/ 12 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Banana
    Banana who
    Banana
    banana who
    Orange
    Orange who

    Orange you forgetting Banana

  401. Storyteller jasmin 23 added to the children's story:

    Nock nock
    Who's there
    You
    You who
    You just said you

  402. Storyteller MYA 8 added to the children's story:

    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHOS THERE

    DOCTER

    DOCTER WHO

    YOU SAID IT GUST NOW HEHEHE

  403. Storyteller omar 11 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    banana
    banana who
    there's some in your pyjamas

  404. Storyteller tammu added to the children's story:

    a doctor tells a patient that your going to die in 2 hours do you want to meet someone

    the patient says yes i want to meet someone

    doctor replies whom

    patient tells a good doctor

  405. Storyteller ilojb added to the children's story:

    knock knock

    come in the door is open XD

  406. Storyteller hunter 6 added to the children's story:

    knock, knock.
    whose there?
    orange.
    orange who?
    orange that you eat

  407. Storyteller hunter 6 added to the children's story:

    Why did the chicken play in the playground?
    Because it was finger licking good fun
    no because it looed ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn

  408. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock who is there
    doctor
    doctor who

  409. Storyteller Tay16 added to the children's story:

    Wat is the BIGGEST pencil in the world?¿
    Pennsylvania

  410. Storyteller Alexei 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Cows go

    Cows go who

    No they don't they go moo

  411. Storyteller Alexei 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Doris

    Doris who

    Doris locked that's why I'm knocking

  412. Storyteller jaycie 10 added to the children's story:

    Q. where does a snowman go to dance
    A. to snowballs

  413. Storyteller jaycie 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there ?
    alaska
    alaska who ?
    alaska my mom if i can go

  414. Storyteller Mustafa 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Tanks
    Tanks Who
    Tanks For Opening The Door

  415. Storyteller Mustafa 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Ray
    Ray Who?
    No, It's Hoo-Ray!

  416. Storyteller Mustafa 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Doris
    Doris Who?
    Doris Locked, Thats Why I'm Knocking.

  417. Storyteller Mustafa 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Who
    Who Who?
    You Sound Like A Owl

  418. Storyteller skyler 8 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos thare boo boo who stop crying its just a joke

  419. Storyteller jack18 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    yah
    yah who?
    yahoo.com

  420. Storyteller jack18 added to the children's story:

    what is doc ock's favorite year

    ock-tober

  421. Storyteller mohsin10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    mary doctor
    mary doctor who?
    don't you realise that you just married a doctor

  422. Storyteller mohsin10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there
    guess
    guess who?
    hey theres a game called guess who

  423. Storyteller josh9 added to the children's story:

    do you know me
    yes
    will you know me forever
    yep
    knock knock
    who's there
    oh so you wont know me oh thats bad

  424. Storyteller daisy101 added to the children's story:

    what do you call a man with no legs?
    -neal

  425. Storyteller Kayla 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's their?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I did't do a bad joke!!

  426. Storyteller Kayla 10 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's their?
    Too cute
    Too cute who?
    You know the TV show Too Cute

  427. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock how's there boo boo how no baby dont cry it was just a silly joke

  428. Storyteller avery 7 added to the children's story:

    knock knock whos there? who who who? is there a owl in here

  429. Storyteller Aleshea 8 added to the children's story:

    My comment is that I have some funny jokes. I think I should put a joke on this website.

  430. Storyteller Aleshea 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Funny bones
    Funny bones who?
    Funny bone you

  431. Storyteller Aleshea 8 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Merry
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas.

  432. Storyteller Aleshea 8 added to the children's story:

    Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    To get to the bone shop.

  433. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    nock nock?
    hows there?
    bear?
    bear how?
    bear bum

  434. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    nows there
    7
    7 how
    789 that how

  435. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    if you went to school or food woodfres

  436. Storyteller charmaine 6 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who's there?
    guess
    guess who?
    thats what your supposed to do

  437. Storyteller hailey added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    cash
    cash who
    no thanks i want peanuts instead

  438. Storyteller Abbey aubert. Age 9 added to the children's story:

    Knock,knock who's there. Nobody. Nobody's here waky waky

  439. Storyteller Abbey aubert. Age 9 added to the children's story:

    Knock knock. Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. Nobody who. Hello I said nobody who. Why have they. Don't tell me they. They have they've gone

  440. Storyteller leena 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock!
    who is there?
    yah!
    yah who?
    hey why are you so happy?

  441. Storyteller leena 10 added to the children's story:

    hey did you hear it i am about to start!
    yeeeeey haha gogogo (raven and chelsy)
    (raven) start what?
    (chelsy) haha i dont know.

  442. Storyteller leena 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock!
    who is there?
    i dont know
    i dont know who?
    i dont know you.

  443. Storyteller leena 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock?
    who is there?
    you
    you who?
    oh, yooohooo to you too .

  444. Storyteller leena 10 added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    who is there?
    chew
    chew who?
    i dont know it is your choice!

  445. Storyteller leena 10 added to the children's story:

    what do you call a girl duck and a boy duck who was bout to marry?
    ducks(boy)duckess(GIRL)
    haha you get it ducks and duckeSS hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , it is not funny ?
    yes
    oh, then i am wasting my time making fake laughs.

  446. Storyteller Lynn (54) added to the children's story:

    Knock, knock…
    who's there?
    Nobody.
    Nobody who?
    (silence)

  447. Storyteller eirieanne added to the children's story:

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    mirror
    mirror who?
    Your gonna hear mirror

  448. Storyteller Anonymous added to the children's story:

    knock knock
    whos there
    bob
    bob who
    bob the builder

  449. Storyteller Elizabeth S. Fraser added to the children's story:

    Knock,Knock
    who's there?
    Knock knock
    knock knock who?
    knock knock, who's there


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This children's story can be found in the My Baby Monsters Storytelling Library of Children's Stories, under All the Best Kids' Poetry and Poetic Stories, All the Best Silly, Funny Children's Stories. It was written by Josie (Daughter of My Baby Monsters and Child Storyteller) on Monday, October 9th, 2006 at 4:59 pm (Josie Time, UTC +2).

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