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How does a banana appeal to an apple?
[a silly knock knock joke]
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I am apple standing in the shower …
Knock Knock Knock
… when a banana knocks on my door …
Knock Knock Knock
… but I'm singing, "La la la,"
so the banana knocks again …
Knock Knock Knock
… but I'm still singing, "La la la,"
so the banana knocks again…
Knock Knock Knock
… and again…
Knock Knock Knock
… and again…
Knock Knock Knock
… until I hear him, so I roll to the door …
Knock Knock Knock
… and say, "Whose there?"
To which the banana says,
"Banana!"
So I say, "Banana who?"
"Banana! I'm a banana. Banana! BANANA!
Let me in, I've got lots of appeal."
Have fun,
– Josie
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So the apple opens the door and gets a little bruised.
"Sorry, I can't stay," says the banana. "I've got to spit."
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"Oh, please don't go." says the apple. "I'm just about to eat some ice cream and I just wouldn't be the same without you."
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"Mmmmmm. Banana Spit, my favorite," says Homer Simpson.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Apple, Orange, and Banana
Apple, Orange, and Banana who?
Apple, Orange and Banana run away,
get in their car,
drive home,
order pizza,
eat dinner,
brush their teeth,
and go to bed.
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Why should I let you in? You're crazy!
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wooo
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knock knock
who's there?
i am
oh go home
okay
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that joke made me feel like i had a stroke
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Knock knock.
"who's there?" says apple.
"banana.", says the first banana.
knock – knock
"who's there?" says apple,
"banana.", says the second banana.
knock – knock.
"who's there?" says apple.
"banana.", says the third banana,"and we've got a lot of appeal!"
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that, was cool